So there I was, no shit no lie....

[marakka]

Balls deep in tapioca pudding... Battery cables hooked to my nipples....


FUCK thats another story.


But I hop online to do what I do.. mainly cruise r3v. My wife had left her yahoo messenger logged on unbeknownst to me. I thought it was mine that was on so when I get an invite to view a webcam I'm like...... lets see who this is.

Nothing short of 6" is who it is. Man.... WTF? People are fuckin nuts these days.


And on a separate note.. Why can't chicks message me with their tits hangin out?

[h0lmes]

Haha and did you talk to your wife about this?

[marakka]

I told her and she nearly died. She was laughin so hard. It wasn't someone on her list.... just a random person.

[Alecs MacDonald]

I told her and she nearly died. She was laughin so hard. It wasn't someone on her list.... just a random person.

Yea, sure............uh huh.

[marakka]

Thats what I thought at first..... but then if you had seen my wife before you'd know no one would message her showin her Mr. Winky.

[Ryan Stewart]

Ouch, hopefully she wont see that last post.

Seeing another mans schlong oficially makes you gay in a few states of the union.

[Avus E30]

Ouch, hopefully she wont see that last post.

Seeing another mans schlong oficially makes you gay in a few states of the union.

hahaha

thats great

[Charlie]

Pics or ban.

-Charlie

[PeaveyBassist]

^^^Charlie... you dont wanna ;) TRUST me. She was there for the karting thing.

Will

[marakka]

Ouch, hopefully she wont see that last post.

Seeing another mans schlong oficially makes you gay in a few states of the union.

Yeah.... thats usually the state of intoxication

[E30_pilot]

you should see what my ex-girlfriend got on her myspace...weird fucks out there...

[Jand3rson]

you should see what my ex-girlfriend got on her myspace...weird fucks out there...

myspace is fucking gay.

[Tvan]

myspace is fucking gay.

+1

[E30_pilot]

[QUOTE=Eurospeed]myspace is fucking gay.
[QUOTE]

yes it is...

[Jon325i]

Pics or ban.

-Charlie

...of his wife or the mystery wang? I hope this isn't your 'closet' moment :-P

Jon