Anyone use Spanx (for men) to reshape their midriff?

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  • Optimator
    E30 Fanatic
    • Aug 2008
    • 1396

    #1

    Anyone use Spanx (for men) to reshape their midriff?

    So I overindulged over the holidays and feel a bit tubby. Mostly I blame grandma's tasty homemade stuffing. It's at least 20% pan drippings.

    Have any of you r3vlimited members used Spanx to suppress and shape your midsection?

    I've heard Farbin Kaiber used spring temper wire and moving blankets to effect a crude prototype for Spanx, and is now reaping the rewards having retired to Idaho.
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    Yes. It's my ace in the hole when it comes to looking svelte.
    14.00%
    7
    Maybe. I wouldn't admit it to r3vlimited though.
    2.00%
    1
    No. I let it spill out like a walrus. A fat walrus.
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    Rob.
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    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

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  • InuFaye
    R3VLimited
    • May 2010
    • 2221

    #2
    1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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    • future rs
      E30 Addict
      • Aug 2012
      • 514

      #3


      Spanx may cause uncontrollable hip gyration.

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      • DEV0 E30
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2004
        • 8816

        #4










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        • Xat1cZ
          R3VLimited
          • Jan 2012
          • 2020

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          • Mr. Tasty
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jul 2011
            • 3421

            #6
            Originally posted by InuFaye
            perrrrfectttt
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            • Bimmerista
              R3V Elite
              • Nov 2005
              • 5425

              #7
              Another golden thread by Optimator.

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              • lambo
                Captain Scene Points
                • Feb 2010
                • 10953

                #8

                Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                • Optimator
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 1396

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bimmerista
                  Another golden thread by Optimator.
                  Thank you for being so honest with your voting.
                  -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                  Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                  Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                  • CrusherCurtis
                    R3VLimited
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 2532

                    #10
                    Voted no, but I do have a waist trimmer though. Get of few of those slap one on, hit the tread mill. They help with water weight in the midsection. Some men have an issue with poor circulation in the midsection. This supposedly helps with that. Also do stomach vacuums. Otherwise suck that hoe in and stop eating so much!
                    I want a nice set of smoked MHW's (I know, get it line)
                    Free Stuff!!:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=273454

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                    • Kershaw
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 11822

                      #11
                      have you tried running instead of being a *insertanyandallderogatorywordshere*?
                      AWD > RWD

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                      • 325ix
                        R3V OG
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 7783

                        #12
                        There's actually a very complicated process to losing excess weight, the steps are as follows:

                        1. eat less
                        2. exercise more

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                        • Redfox
                          E30 Modder
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 834

                          #13
                          I think tummies are cute. If my man took his shirt off with a spanx underneath I would die inside.

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                          • mrsleeve
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                            • Mar 2005
                            • 16385

                            #14
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                            • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 1953

                              #15
                              Can someone please make a sticker "i<3 R3v"

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