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  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #31
    OMG YEESSSSS! This thread!

    Happy birthday Fred!
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • MrBurgundy
      R3V Elite
      • Mar 2012
      • 5299

      #32
      Did FredK give everyone a handjob at some point? Everyone seems to love him so much... Let me love you too, FredK
      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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      • Todd Black 88
        No R3VLimiter
        • Oct 2007
        • 3449

        #33
        So if I read this right, Fred K is giving out hand jobs?

        Do you have soft hands, because I like soft hand jobs.



        Hbd mr k.
        Originally posted by codyep3
        I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
        2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
        1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
        1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
        2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
        2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
        2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
        2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
        2010 F650gs twin
        2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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        • FredK
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2003
          • 14747

          #34
          Handjobs

          Sometime back in 2007 or so, there was a vast PNW conspiracy afoot.

          My investigation uncovered a pay-for-play scheme, where a visit to the palatial homes of the R3v ownership would undoubtedly result in becoming a mod of some subforum. The currency wasn't cryptocurrency, no, it was even more seedy. It was lusty, spit-lubed HJs.

          I believe the system dissolved once Farbin Kaiber caught wind of the mechanics of becoming a mod. Farbin trained long and hard, with exotic scented oils, backhand grips, and seamy E30 talk. Farbin probably would have settled for moderator of the Interior subforum, but alas, there weren't any open positions left, so as a consolation prize, Farbin was given mod status on the cesspool that is R3v Facebook.

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          • ELVA164
            R3V Elite
            • Dec 2011
            • 4861

            #35
            Originally posted by Todd Black 88
            So if I read this right, Fred K is giving out hand jobs?

            Do you have soft hands, because I like soft hand jobs.



            Hbd mr k.
            I like about 800 grit; makes for a good finish.
            Interested in vintage cars? Ever thought about racing one? Info, photos, videos, and more can be found at www.michaelsvintageracing.com!

            Elva Courier build thread here!

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            • Joe G
              R3VLimited
              • Apr 2010
              • 2942

              #36
              Happy Birthday Mr. K.

              May the HJs be plentiful...and soft, ish.


              Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

              Originally posted by lambo
              Sounds like you need a massage.
              Originally posted by kpeng
              Who the hell is Vlad?

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              • Northern
                R3V Elite
                • Nov 2010
                • 5046

                #37
                Happy Belated. Haven't been on r3v for a while.
                Originally posted by priapism
                My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                Originally posted by shameson
                Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                • chadthestampede
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 3600

                  #38
                  bump
                  Originally posted by LJ851
                  I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                  • E30SPDFRK
                    Moderator
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 5689

                    #39
                    Originally posted by FredK
                    Handjobs

                    Sometime back in 2007 or so, there was a vast PNW conspiracy afoot.

                    My investigation uncovered a pay-for-play scheme, where a visit to the palatial homes of the R3v ownership would undoubtedly result in becoming a mod of some subforum. The currency wasn't cryptocurrency, no, it was even more seedy. It was lusty, spit-lubed HJs.

                    I believe the system dissolved once Farbin Kaiber caught wind of the mechanics of becoming a mod. Farbin trained long and hard, with exotic scented oils, backhand grips, and seamy E30 talk. Farbin probably would have settled for moderator of the Interior subforum, but alas, there weren't any open positions left, so as a consolation prize, Farbin was given mod status on the cesspool that is R3v Facebook.
                    They told me no one would ever find out
                    Byron
                    Leichtbau

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                    • LJ851
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 7918

                      #40
                      Happy Birthday Fred !
                      Lorin


                      Originally posted by slammin.e28
                      The M30 is God's engine.

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                      • Northern
                        R3V Elite
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 5046

                        #41
                        Happy Birthday FredK
                        Originally posted by priapism
                        My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                        Originally posted by shameson
                        Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                        • FredK
                          R3V OG
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14747

                          #42
                          Thanks guys!

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                          • chadthestampede
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 3600

                            #43
                            It's been awhile
                            Originally posted by LJ851
                            I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

                            Feedback

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                            • Northern
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 5046

                              #44
                              Happy belated FredK day!

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                              Originally posted by priapism
                              My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                              Originally posted by shameson
                              Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                              • FredK
                                R3V OG
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 14747

                                #45
                                Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                It's been awhile
                                whoa. Thank you for updating the picture, the original one was seared into my memory!

                                how goes y'all?

                                I still like E30s, so not much has changed.


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