Voice mail hell avoidance

[parkerbink]

*EDIT*
PHONE TREE SEEMS TO BE THE CORRECT TERM CAN'T EDIT TITLES SO HERE YOU GO PASHA.

This site has the steps to get a "human" on the phone without going through the hell of listening to prompts or worse giving account or personal info only to be asked again when the operator answers (paypal is the worst)

http://www.paulenglish.com/ivr/

[e30sd]

what does voicemail have to do with it? more like "phone tree" hell avoidance.

do have bad credit? is that why you're calling paypal? did they fuck you? do you speak english regularly? or just pick up what you read on the cereal box?

[Jand3rson]

That is fucking AWESOME.

I have T-Mobile for a cell phone provider, and about 6 months ago, they went to this automated phone tree system, that is annoying as hell and it repeats the same things over and over and over again.

[parkerbink]

what does voicemail have to do with it? more like "phone tree" hell avoidance.

do have bad credit? is that why you're calling paypal? did they fuck you? do you speak english regularly? or just pick up what you read on the cereal box?

What the fuck is your problem? Why not go fuck with someone else? I am not amused by your psudo intelligence and could care less about your opinion.

Have nothing to add? Don't type.

My credit is AAA I have cash to light havanas with and wipe my ass with. I use paypal to pay for online transactions that the only "secure" means of paying (through my cc for real security) is paypal.

In future if you see my name ignore the thread and move on to the next one.

I have a Masters in lingusitics, a PHD in economics and a JD. are you done with High School yet?

I really am amazed that you could be such a jerk that you would crap on a thread that is nothing but helpful information. Many of these numbers are hard to find let alone the means to avoid a lengthy hold time. I bet you are the type that would complain about winning a million dollars because it would raise your tax bracket.

kthkxbye

[e30sd]

What the fuck is your problem? Why not go fuck with someone else? I am not amused by your psudo intelligence and could care less about your opinion.

Have nothing to add? Don't type.

My credit is AAA I have cash to light havanas with and wipe my ass with. I use paypal to pay for online transactions that the only "secure" means of paying (through my cc for real security) is paypal.

In future if you see my name ignore the thread and move on to the next one.

I have a Masters in lingusitics, a PHD in economics and a JD. are you done with High School yet?

I really am amazed that you could be such a jerk that you would crap on a thread that is nothing but helpful information. Many of these numbers are hard to find let alone the means to avoid a lengthy hold time. I bet you are the type that would complain about winning a million dollars because it would raise your tax bracket.

kthkxbye

they teach spelling at "psudo" linguistic school, right?

thanks for the phone list. it's actually helpful. i just give you shit cause of that ultimatum post you made last year saying you'd leave and never return.

[parkerbink]

I came back to fuck with assholes like you.

Oxford is not a school it is a University. If I had the time or inclination I would proof my posts but I spell better then 99.9% without it and could care less if a person of your extreme intelligence wastes his time looking for my errors.

As I recall many including Jordan has said he was gone never to return yet he too is here. Fuck with him instead.

No please go, live well and have your revenge.

[e30sd]

dude it's all good, i apologize.

[PeaveyBassist]

Fuck Parker. Fuck Pasha. Both of you take it in the butt from d00ds.

kthnxbye

Will

[Avus E30]

thats a handy little list. Not bad at all.
btw where did all that shit talking come from? Its a mis done title whothefuck cares?

[Fidhle007]

This forum is awesome and funny sometimes but often I think it gets taken way too far. If you guys know each other and it's all in good fun cool, but if someone I didn't really know insulted me like that I'd probably hit them with a blunt object. Then again I just like hitting people with blunt objects...:-D

[Avus E30]

but if someone I didn't really know insulted me like that I'd probably hit them with a blunt object. Then again I just like hitting people with blunt objects...:-D

I say good thing I live in VA and you are in NH

[Fidhle007]

I don't hit people who own BMWs unlessed they've riced them out.

[Avus E30]

ok well I can see that :)

[Dave]

Stefan, when you get back to SoCal just go take a dump on pasha's hood.

[parkerbink]

I will have driven enough (2200 miles) and have too much to do when I get there. If I were young, dumb and full of you know....... and he lived closer to L.A. (S.D.) is about 135 miles south I'd look him up for an eye to eye.

My Wife asks me why I even log in and honestly I just can't say why I do. But I guess I do enjoy getting my perspective across. I just can't see how a thread like this which is 100% public service can get crapped on.

Oh to be young.