The list of Adult Truths

[LSM3]

Always make sure you take a dump BEFORE you take a shower. Taking one immediately after results in you taking a 2nd shower.

[gwb72tii]

before would be a POWER and after would be a SHOOP

[Stve30]

its not rape if you love the person

this is by far the best line in the whole world.

27. its not rape if you love the person

[WhyNot]

if you tape a magic marker to your balls and hold a piece of paper very still on the marker and then ask your balls a question they will write out the answer to the question in olde english font.
isnt that weird that they all know and use that font?

[spike68]

^Dude, your avitar still creeps me out.

[WhyNot]

^ maybe you should ask your balls why. but be careful. maybe you cant handle the truth

[CrusherCurtis]

This is a must add:

After college its all downhill

[Redfox]

Really? You grab the seam corners, flip the fitted part inside, and fold it like a normal sheet.

[dashboardmonkey]

^Dude, your avitar still creeps me out.

The last part of it are song lyrics. Little Pills ftw.

Edit: you said avatar, i fail. Great song reference in his sig though.