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    #31
    Always make sure you take a dump BEFORE you take a shower. Taking one immediately after results in you taking a 2nd shower.

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      #32
      before would be a POWER and after would be a SHOOP
      “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
      Sir Winston Churchill

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        #33
        Originally posted by Brownie hound View Post
        its not rape if you love the person
        this is by far the best line in the whole world.

        27. its not rape if you love the person

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          #34
          if you tape a magic marker to your balls and hold a piece of paper very still on the marker and then ask your balls a question they will write out the answer to the question in olde english font.
          isnt that weird that they all know and use that font?
          Originally posted by der affe
          What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
          Originally posted by navid41691
          And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
          '...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh

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            #35
            ^Dude, your avitar still creeps me out.
            I don't even own this car anymore, but I'm too lazy to change the picture.

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              #36
              ^ maybe you should ask your balls why. but be careful. maybe you cant handle the truth
              Originally posted by der affe
              What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
              Originally posted by navid41691
              And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
              '...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh

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                #37
                This is a must add:

                After college its all downhill
                I want a nice set of smoked MHW's (I know, get it line)
                Free Stuff!!:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=273454

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Hugo Stiglitz View Post
                  Really? You grab the seam corners, flip the fitted part inside, and fold it like a normal sheet.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by spike68 View Post
                    ^Dude, your avitar still creeps me out.
                    The last part of it are song lyrics. Little Pills ftw.

                    Edit: you said avatar, i fail. Great song reference in his sig though.
                    -Andy

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