What animals have you hit with your(a)car?

[slammin.e28]

Got birds stuck in the e46's grilles. Birds splattered on e28's hood and windshield. Got a cat with the e46 (actually felt bad about that one) and had a deer smack me in the e46 at 65, but strangely did no damage, just blood and saliva from the front right corner marker to the tail light.

Never had damage to a car that a good hosing off wouldn't take care of.

[decay]

when i lived in AZ, i had a bird pace my first e30 on the freeway for a couple of seconds, just saw it out of the corner of my eye and had enough time to think "wow, i'm doing 80" before it passed me, turned sharply, and took a header into the valance. i felt the impact through the pedals and thought a bemused "wtf" as i saw it tumbling along the ground in a cloud of feathers in the rear-view mirror. though, living in AZ kinda made me want to kill myself too. i know that feel, bird.

i ran over a snake that was about 3' long the first time i had one of my Derbi GPRs up in the south-bay hills. the pavement had lots of those cracks sealed with black tar, which also kinda look like snakes on the ground. i didn't see that one of them moved and actually was a snake until i was leaned and committed to corner entry- no way to change my line enough to avoid without going off the road (and down the hill), i had just enough time to think "gee i hope it doesn't grease my tires" and then felt the world's tiniest "thu-thump". i like snakes, actually felt bad about that.

[InuFaye]

Untold amount of possums.

Fuck those assholes.

[slammin.e28]

Untold amount of possums.

Fuck those assholes.

Stop light control boxes too.

Fuck those assholes.

[InuFaye]

Stop light control boxes too.

Fuck those assholes.

Considering how slow people go through those, fuckem.

[Vtec?lol]

Hit a rather large deer in an escalade. air bags deployed and that sucker too the entire front end off. It was on the ground screeming so my uncle put him out of his misery. Sad night.

[Dozyproductions]

I hit a humming bird. Then I cried a little bit.

[Rach]

Drove my friend home on a late night and hit a big raccoon on the way there. Dropped her off and on the way back I hit 2 smaller raccoons. There was hair and a few pieces of bone stuck to the bottom of my MR2.

On a pizza delivery in my corolla, I hit a deer going like 10mph. He slid his ass across my hood like a cop after just waxing the car. Dude galloped away like nothing happened.

[zig553]

I hit a gopher once, clip his head on my old IS airdam.

[Mr. Tasty]

smashed a big black bird on a freeway, DB 1- Bird 0

[mechdonald]

A coyote pup decided to run into the driver's side wheel... I was going slow because there were lots of people actually stopped. His front legs got the wrap-around treatment but I saw him trot off in my rearview mirror.
I ran over a chipmink while riding my mountain bike. What a weird feeling as the rear wheel rode over him.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

I hit one Raccoon- I was 16 and was taking my high school girlfriend home. She wouldn't give head yet, but she was more than happy to divvy out HJ's (hey, I was in high school...). I was driving a Geo Prizm (Toyota Corolla) and crested the hill and hit this thing dead straight on (hey, I was getting a hand job). It was a large raccoon, so it got stuck under the front of the car. Usually not a big deal, but on those Corollas, the exhaust manifold is right there in the front of the engine. The raccoon was dragged under the front of the car and part of its body was cooked when it was wedged up against the hot exhaust manifold. I can still smell the burning fur to this day.

And now what you're all thinking... She was initially horrified and stopped the HJ, but I was able to convince her to finish me off in her parents drive-way about 10 minutes later.

[FredK]

I was cruising on the highway one night, and I slowed down because there was a tractor trailer and a car pulled over on the side of the road. So glanced over to my right to see if there was a problem, then when I looked ahead, I noticed why they had stopped. The tractor trailer had hit a deer and must have run it over with an axle or two, and left it RIGHT IN MY LANE.

I then proceeded to run over the deer carcass with my car. My mind went into fight or flight mode and I'm certain I caught a little air off the carcass, landed straight, heard the thud of making contact with the ground again, and kept on going.

My car was amazingly undamaged, save for losing my iS lip. I'm certain the tractor trailer must have cracked enough bones in the deer so that it was like hitting a garbage bag full of meat. I'm sure a real deer would have messed my car up and caused me to lose control of my car.

[Thizzelle]

Hit possum with oil pan and friends made me go look. Spun it's head around like a top

[cunninglinguist]

A bbw.