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  • parkerbink
    R3V OG
    • Jun 2004
    • 10134

    #1

    Be Careful....new Scam....

    BE CAREFUL....NEW SCAM....

    Here is how it works:



    Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are getting into it.
    One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes up
    to your window saying 'Hi', while bending over with her breasts almost coming
    out of her blouse, impossible not to look at.
    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say No and beg you for a ride to a nearby Shopping Center.
    You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex
    in the back seat.
    Then one of them hops in the front and performs oral sex on you, while the
    other one steals your wallet.
    I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

    Be careful out there.

    [IMG]https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/my350z.com-vbulletin/550x225/80-parkerbsig_5096690e71d912ec1addc4a84e99c374685fc03 8.jpg[/IMG
  • golde30
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2003
    • 11464

    #2
    hahahahaha. n1
    IG: @Baye30

    FRONT VALENCE IS ZENDER!!! STOP FILLING MY PM BOX PPL!!!

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    • 808BMW
      R3VLimited
      • Oct 2003
      • 2910

      #3
      Rofl, hilarious

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      • imsotyerred
        R3VLimited
        • Oct 2005
        • 2529

        #4
        im glad no1 here thought this was real like on e30tech

        but that would be kinda sweet :D
        BRUTE

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        • marakka
          Euro Parts Pimp
          • Apr 2005
          • 2036

          #5
          A buddy of mine had a similar situation ACTUALLY happen to him in Frankfurt at a whorehouse.


          He and a friend decide that these two hotties are the ones they wanna drop their 30 euro on. So they walk in (don't ask why both of them wanted to be in teh same room when they were gettin some nookie cause I do not know) and proceed to seal the transaction. Each dumbass opens their wallet and gets out the 30 euro. They lay it on the table like normal and proceed to begin the polishing of their helmets. As they both sit there side by side on the bed, one girl reaches into both the guys dropped drawers and pulls out the wallets and takes off into the next room. The other girl sits and slows the guys down. Both the guys don't know their wallets are gone til they pull up their pants. After a few seconds/minutes of arguin bout why this girl didn't "go for the gold" they put their jimmies away and figure out they've been dooped. So they go into the next room (thats behind an adjacent door) to find this girl. She comes back out hands them their wallets and runs off. While they've got their back turned, girl #2 had dropped ninja balls and disappeared. They open their wallets to no $$$. All told between the two of them they lost 330 euro and 190 dollars. Suckas.


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          • mattska
            Advanced Member
            • Jun 2005
            • 159

            #6
            man, whores are really smart!

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            • grapedrink
              E30 Mastermind
              • Nov 2003
              • 1514

              #7
              hahaha thats funny

              Originally posted by DaveCN
              Welcome.

              Your car is a piece of shit.

              Most of them here are, too.

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              • misterlance
                Advanced Member
                • Nov 2005
                • 170

                #8
                So I guess the lesson is only to carry what you intend to spend on a whore when you enter coitus. Makes sense. Thanks guys!:)

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                • Charlie
                  kid tested, administrator approved
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 6686

                  #9
                  I thought this thread was titled "Ben Carufel, new scam"

                  -Charlie
                  Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                  '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                  FYYFF

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                  • DarkWing6
                    Moderator
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7144

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Charlie
                    I thought this thread was titled "Ben Carufel, new scam"

                    -Charlie
                    Me too. :rofl:
                    sigpic

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                    • Stu Mc
                      R3V Elite
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 4083

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Charlie
                      I thought this thread was titled "Ben Carufel, new scam"

                      -Charlie
                      same here ;)

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