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  • Farbin Kaiber
    Lil' Puppet
    • Jul 2007
    • 29502

    #151
    Usually, fucking their mother wouldn't cause issues. Unless she is a mother that likes to get down with the fisticuffs.

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    • long tall eta
      E30 Mastermind
      • Jul 2010
      • 1536

      #152
      Originally posted by Redfox
      No, it's called not fucking everyone and their mother.
      don't u mean father?
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      • Redfox
        E30 Modder
        • Jan 2011
        • 834

        #153
        Originally posted by long tall eta
        don't u mean father?
        Sure, that works too. I don't understand how not shoving huge items up one's vagina, or being sexually active with copious amounts of men leads to an inference that anyone wouldn't know how to use their vagina. That's a very bold and ignorant statement to make. That's like saying someone who hasn't driven stick shift for two weeks and stalls a few times upon returning doesn't know how to drive stick.

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        • IronFreak
          No R3VLimiter
          • Dec 2012
          • 3702

          #154
          Originally posted by redfox
          sure, that works too. I don't understand how not shoving huge items up one's vagina, or being sexually active with copious amounts of men leads to an inference that anyone wouldn't know how to use their vagina. That's a very bold and ignorant statement to make. That's like saying someone who hasn't driven stick shift for two weeks and stalls a few times upon returning doesn't know how to drive stick.
          automatics ftw!!!
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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #155
            People don't know how vaginas work or something, I mean, a baby comes out, it's not like you can just stuff a baby back in there once that has happened. Maybe a preemie, but not a legit baby, I mean, you don't see people stuffing three week old babies back in there because they are crying and need a break or anything.

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            • Wh33lhop
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2009
              • 11705

              #156
              Originally posted by Redfox
              Sure, that works too. I don't understand how not shoving huge items up one's vagina, or being sexually active with copious amounts of men leads to an inference that anyone wouldn't know how to use their vagina. That's a very bold and ignorant statement to make. That's like saying someone who hasn't driven stick shift for two weeks and stalls a few times upon returning doesn't know how to drive stick.
              So you're saying you HAVE done all these things, just not for the past two weeks.
              paint sucks

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              • Cletonius
                R3VLimited
                • Oct 2010
                • 2809

                #157
                Originally posted by Redfox
                Sure, that works too. I don't understand how not shoving huge items up one's vagina, or being sexually active with copious amounts of men leads to an inference that anyone wouldn't know how to use their vagina. That's a very bold and ignorant statement to make. That's like saying someone who hasn't driven stick shift for two weeks and stalls a few times upon returning doesn't know how to drive stick.
                I would argue that if someone takes a 2 week break from stick shift and then stalls a few times; they don't really know how to drive stick.

                And honestly, how hard is it to use a vagina?

                As with anything there are multiple skill levels.
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                • carfantiti
                  Banned
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 790

                  #158
                  you dont think that viganis get worn out or loose ?They do yes normal usage they go back but the skin and muscle gets loose with over use.Try this put some vasaline in your finger put it up your ass now work in two ,.work your way up to 3 than 4 now do it for a hr once a day for a year let me know after a year you have a loose asshole lol.
                  come guys some porn stars have some nasty waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles !.You could shove a midget in their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles!

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                  • Redfox
                    E30 Modder
                    • Jan 2011
                    • 834

                    #159
                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                    So you're saying you HAVE done all these things, just not for the past two weeks.

                    No, I haven't been very sexually active in my life. I am the "wait until in a serious relationship/committed relationship" type. I have no desire to stretch out my vagina, with Vaseline, fists, or other..things.

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                    • Cletonius
                      R3VLimited
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 2809

                      #160
                      Originally posted by Redfox
                      No, I haven't been very sexually active in my life. I am the "wait until in a serious relationship/committed relationship" type. I have no desire to stretch out my vagina, with Vaseline, fists, or other..things.
                      Get some benwa balls and learn to do kegels. You won't have to worry about your vag.

                      Edit: no fists? :sad:
                      - Josh
                      1990 325is

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                      • Redfox
                        E30 Modder
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 834

                        #161
                        Originally posted by Cletonius
                        Get some benwa balls and learn to do kegels. You won't have to worry about your vag.

                        Edit: no fists? :sad:

                        No fists. If I did Kegels I wouldn't have a vagina. If it's already painful at points now, there isn't a reason for me to want to make it worse.

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                        • CabbE30
                          R3VLimited
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 2358

                          #162
                          Originally posted by Cletonius
                          I would argue that if someone takes a 2 week break from stick shift and then stalls a few times; they don't really know how to drive stick.

                          And honestly, how hard is it to use a vagina?

                          As with anything there are multiple skill levels.
                          qft

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                          • Cletonius
                            R3VLimited
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 2809

                            #163
                            Originally posted by Redfox
                            No fists. If I did Kegels I wouldn't have a vagina. If it's already painful at points now, there isn't a reason for me to want to make it worse.
                            Sounds to me like you need to work it out more, like maybe you're not all the way broken in yet.

                            It could also have to do with arousal and lubrication, makes a huge difference in feeling. My wife is working on a degree in sexual health, it's a pretty fascinating topic.
                            - Josh
                            1990 325is

                            Need a shift boot?
                            Looking to buy shift boot frames, PM if you have one to sell

                            Here's what happens when you let the internet pick your license plate

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                            • Redfox
                              E30 Modder
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 834

                              #164
                              Originally posted by Cletonius
                              Sounds to me like you need to work it out more, like maybe you're not all the way broken in yet.

                              It could also have to do with arousal and lubrication, makes a huge difference in feeling. My wife is working on a degree in sexual health, it's a pretty fascinating topic.

                              Is she doing anything with gynecology? Considered seeing one about it, but it's one of those topics that is very embarrassing to talk to anyone about, (in person, face to face at least) So it's one of those hope for the best and deal with it type deals.

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                              • Exodus_2pt0
                                R3V Elite
                                • Dec 2011
                                • 5943

                                #165
                                Originally posted by Redfox
                                No, I haven't been very sexually active in my life. I am the "wait until in a serious relationship/committed relationship" type. I have no desire to stretch out my vagina, with Vaseline, fists, or other..things.
                                Originally posted by Cletonius
                                Get some benwa balls and learn to do kegels. You won't have to worry about your vag.

                                Edit: no fists? :sad:
                                Originally posted by Redfox
                                No fists. If I did Kegels I wouldn't have a vagina. If it's already painful at points now, there isn't a reason for me to want to make it worse.
                                Originally posted by Cletonius
                                Sounds to me like you need to work it out more, like maybe you're not all the way broken in yet.
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                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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