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  • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
    E30 Mastermind
    • Apr 2008
    • 1953

    #121
    Originally posted by Redfox
    Males want plain normal missionary lights out sex? Wat. Does not compute.


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    • F34R
      sLaughter
      • May 2009
      • 12385

      #122
      Originally posted by Redfox
      Males want plain normal missionary lights out sex? Wat. Does not compute.
      I choke on the first date, love to see a blue face...smurfs do it for me.
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      • markt51
        Grease Monkey
        • Apr 2012
        • 329

        #123
        Originally posted by Ryan...
        As long as its not this chick I'd be ok with it for a while:

        http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/49007
        My gut hurts from laughing so hard. That chick has a blackhole in her stomach. I would like to see what becomes of that ass when she is older....i bet her retirement home nurse is not going to be pleased
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        • Redfox
          E30 Modder
          • Jan 2011
          • 834

          #124
          Originally posted by markt51
          My gut hurts from laughing so hard. That chick has a blackhole in her stomach. I would like to see what becomes of that ass when she is older....i bet her retirement home nurse is not going to be pleased

          I almost puked. That's fucking disgusting. How anyone doesn't have trouble with more than 6 inches is beyond me.

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          • LJ851
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2010
            • 7918

            #125
            Originally posted by Redfox
            Males want plain normal missionary lights out sex? Wat. Does not compute.


            Anyone who wants the lights out during sex is with the wrong person.
            Lorin


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            • long tall eta
              E30 Mastermind
              • Jul 2010
              • 1536

              #126
              Originally posted by LJ851
              Anyone who wants the lights out during sex is with the wrong person.
              we call them a tripple bagger.
              1 for her
              and 1 each for you and your dog in case hers falls off.
              sigpic

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502

                #127
                ^Just be aware of the rare quadruple bagger. Those are the ones you put a bag over their family photo in the living room in case any of the first three bags fall off.

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                • Thizzelle
                  R3V Elite
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 4422

                  #128
                  why would you stoop so low for a triple bagger, let alone a quad.
                  "I wanna see da boat movie"
                  "I got a tree on my house"

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                  • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 1953

                    #129
                    Originally posted by Redfox
                    I almost puked. That's fucking disgusting. How anyone doesn't have trouble with more than 6 inches is beyond me.
                    Just avoid Tall people,is what im told.

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                    • Farbin Kaiber
                      Lil' Puppet
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 29502

                      #130
                      ^She speaks the truth.

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                      • travish325
                        Banned
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 1151

                        #131
                        Originally posted by xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
                        Just avoid Tall people,is what im told.

                        Just thought of my 7'2" brother. I dont wanna no how his women do it.

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                        • Thizzelle
                          R3V Elite
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 4422

                          #132
                          how big's his foot lol
                          "I wanna see da boat movie"
                          "I got a tree on my house"

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                          • long tall eta
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 1536

                            #133
                            Originally posted by Thizzelle
                            why would you stoop so low for a triple bagger, let alone a quad.
                            it harkens back to that old saying ( at quarter after 2, anything will do)
                            oh, let me guess, none of u guys have ever been there before, right?
                            sigpic

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                            • Xat1cZ
                              R3VLimited
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 2020

                              #134
                              Originally posted by Herr Faust Schinken
                              own m3 = life turns into porn movie

                              ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                              • travish325
                                Banned
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 1151

                                #135
                                Originally posted by Thizzelle
                                how big's his foot lol

                                He wears a size 17.

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