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  • BMW BMXER
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2003
    • 2325

    #16
    Originally posted by MR 325
    Try watching Mad TV, you'll hang yourself
    Will Sasso, Fat, was great.

    Sold it.

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    • S14sx2nr
      E30 Addict
      • Mar 2004
      • 436

      #17
      Originally posted by Charlie
      This "Chuck Norris" thing has officially been run into the ground - even quicker than the fucking owls.

      -Charlie
      This man speaks the truth! :D

      -Dan
      never enough money...

      '95 240sx base - RB25DET in progress
      '87 325ic - Project daily

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      • e30Matt
        R3V Elite
        • Dec 2003
        • 5077

        #18
        I opened this thread expecting to find an inkling of hope for the human race, and all I found was a god-damned Chuck Norris joke.

        May you burn in hell.

        "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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        • permit
          No R3VLimiter
          • Mar 2005
          • 3363

          #19
          Psh, you actually thought I had posted something useful? Just ask Charlie and UNCHLL (whatever), I am useless.

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          • e30Matt
            R3V Elite
            • Dec 2003
            • 5077

            #20
            Originally posted by permit
            Psh, you actually thought I had posted something useful? Just ask Charlie and UNCHLL (whatever), I am useless.
            Meh, I already knew. :)

            "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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            • Jand3rson
              Banned
              • Oct 2003
              • 37587

              #21
              Originally posted by e30Matt
              I opened this thread expecting to find an inkling of hope for the human race, and all I found was a god-damned Chuck Norris joke.
              Chuck Norris IS the hope for the human race.

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              • permit
                No R3VLimiter
                • Mar 2005
                • 3363

                #22
                All you Norris bashers have obviously not seen "Sidekicks". AKA: the best movie of the 90's, and possibly of our time.

                Here ya go.

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                • Tvan
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 780

                  #23
                  Fuckin' Chuck Norris

                  I'm going to explain why I could stand to never hear the name 'Chuck Norris' ever again.

                  So in our first week of school, me and my friends Matt and Steve got addicted to the Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel random fact generators. That was our first mistake. Our second was forming a facebook group about Chuck Norris.

                  What was the name of the group you ask?

                  Every Time Chuck Norris Sneezes, a Third-world Contry Is annihilated From the Face of the Earth

                  So the three of us established the group revolving around the fact generator. For the first two weeks, the group was just our group of 20 some friends. We also thought it would be cool if we made all of our friends officers with their own unique random fact as a title. (mine is: Chuck Norris saw evil, spoke evil, and heard evil. Then he gave evil a roundhouse kick to the head.)

                  Anyways, when other people started joining, we thought it would be cool to continue making members officers with their own unique fact as a title. This was cool for about three days.

                  It got tough to get new facts around 150 members. Currently the facebook group that we started about 4 months ago has 390 members, all with their own fact used as a title. There are even a couple of members from other schools that we let join.

                  The Vin Diesel group was not such a big success (only 219 members).

                  We contribute it to the fact that he is a homosexual.

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                  • Tvan
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 780

                    #24
                    If someone posts a request for Cliffnotes, I will officially quit this forum :p

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                    • e30Matt
                      R3V Elite
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 5077

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Tvan
                      If someone posts a request for Cliffnotes, I will officially quit this forum :p
                      Cliffnotes?

                      Noone here has seen a Chuck Norris movie until they see "The Octagon." Get back to me when you have.

                      "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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                      • kansas-ix
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1600

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                        Exactly. Besides, we have known the cure for cancer for a LONG time. Its death.
                        Easy now wife's best friend just found out she has it!, BAD!, 27yrs old. Shit!

                        On that note live while your young!
                        E30 325ix 62k

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                        • Ray Smoodiver
                          Moderator
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 8809

                          #27
                          Originally posted by kansas-ix
                          live while your young!
                          I plan on living the entire time i'm alive.

                          SILBER COMBAT UNIT DELTA (M-Technic Marshal)
                          RTFM:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=56950

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                          • permit
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 3363

                            #28
                            Chuck Norris can sing too, while kicking your ass.

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                            • Ryan Stewart
                              I Love Miatas
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 8978

                              #29
                              Originally posted by kansas-ix
                              Easy now wife's best friend just found out she has it!, BAD!, 27yrs old. Shit!

                              On that note live while your young!
                              That is how I know, I have lost a few relatives to cancer. They wont find a cure.
                              Im now E30less.
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                              • Ryan Stewart
                                I Love Miatas
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 8978

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Ray Smoodiver
                                I plan on living the entire time i'm alive.
                                That is overrated. There are 8 minutes I was planning on skipping 4 years from now. I came to the decision I could do without them
                                Im now E30less.
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