Help me name my future baby!

[myinfernalbmw]

That fuckers name is Giancarlo. And I do not know him.

[carfantiti]

Douchebag jr.
Shit stain
Wad
Mistake
Slow draw
Queer
Bastard
Herpes
Okay now for real
Clutch
Pinto
Blackbeard

[e30rapidic]

pick a name you won't regret...

[Cronopoulos]

titty sprinkles

[evandael]

seconded on Ulysses

more:
Persimmon
Thelonius
Rorschach
George Micheal Bluth III

[Mastrcruse]

My gfs brothers name is Slayton. Pretty cool name I think and goes with your last name.

[KLiz90]

Abe's already a junior...sorta. lol

Kiiiiinda.. Except Abe isn't the junior part, and they don't have the same middle names. Damn Hispanics. ;) lol.

[KLiz90]

Lets make the middle name be Mortekai; Sebastian Mortekai. Haha.

[matthugie]

There are also some good ideas in here, especially if you think he has a shot at being a pro athlete.

[chadthestampede]

named our son KAELEB. nothing like it anywhere

As in Caleb? That's just the phonetic spelling of a real name.

[E30 Wagen]

Roy

[TimbyMaTombo]

There are also some good ideas in here, especially if you think he has a shot at being a pro athlete.

I vote Hingle McCringleberry

[myinfernalbmw]

There are also some good ideas in here, especially if you think he has a shot at being a pro athlete.

What's fucked up is that I've heard lineups eerily similar to that one, which is probably why I didn't fully realize it was satire until halfway through it.

[CrusherCurtis]

Crushercurtis

[KLiz90]

There are also some good ideas in here, especially if you think he has a shot at being a pro athlete.

Oh.. My.. God! I just died laughing.

Torque (construction noise) Lewith... Yes! Haha.