Cocky foxbody driver

[Larzzz]

Honestly that foxbody is pushing 340whp tops. Aluminum heads, cam, possibly an intake manifold and other odds and ends, thats where it would be

[Exodus_2pt0]

Gt40 heads might mean cast and from my limited research, are hard to get past 300 wheel.

[ELVA164]

I mean, im not trying to make more power than him or beat him in races everyday. Im not like that. Just telling a story dude. And i hate how people automatically assume im a fag and have a shitty car because im in high school. Just because my generation sucks with cars doesn't mean i walk around saying "stanced" and "swag" all the time.

I didn't say anything about your car (which isn't yours), I'm talking about how you decided to use it.

[jc_e30]

I figured something like that. Thanks for answering the question.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Just because my generation sucks with cars doesn't mean i walk around saying "stanced" and "swag" all the time.

I like this kid already.

[Komzorz]

So i have an automotive class with a guy who drives a 93' foxbody. This guy swears his dick is the biggest. I know it's bigger than mine, but I'm pretty sure my dad's dick is bigger.

Of course being in high school, 95% of the kids show each other their dicks. But i get tired of him talking about his so I inconspicuously borrow my dad's dick and create a situation in which it could be measured. OF COURSE the mustang guy totally wants to see it.

School gets out, we whip our dicks out. My dad's dick is like, tooootally bigger. He thought i was just kidding when i said M power was not to be fucked with.

So the next day at school i let everyone know my dad's dick is bigger than mustang guy's dick. He says my dad's dick was only bigger because of a technicality which everyone knows isn't true.

So I'm pretty sure that these days, my dick is actually about as big as my dad's. Mustang guy still totally thinks he has a bigger dick than me, although I'm pretty sure my dick is in fact way bigger.

Do you guys think I should show him my dick?

cliffs

[jc_e30]

I didn't say anything about your car (which isn't yours), I'm talking about how you decided to use it.

How is my car not mine? You mean my dads car? No that's not my car. And you act like you've never raced someone. We're on a car forum, I'm sure everybody here has done irresponsible shit

[TDE30]

Oh shit!!!






















...you're local; any chance I can buy your father's S54 when you crash the rest of the car? I mean, I wasn't looking for one, but what's your pop going to do with an E46 M3 carcass y'know (:D). I prefer sub-100k (primarily adult-driven) miles with no leaks and no over-rev incidents, I can cover the cost of a compression test too. Removal of engine and transmission won't be difficult depending on which way you mangle the vehicle, worst case we can enlist the help of some of your high school wrestling buddies and rip that shit out of there. Have your father PM me to discuss payment and set a date to meet up, I'll coordinate my plans to leave a weekend open for this to make it easier. It's a pity, I used to have a crusty Volvo that could haul shit like this with ease, oh well, I'll probably just borrow a buddy's Ram and pick all of this up. I don't stumble across these situations very often, and rarely are they mere miles from my home. Take care buddy.

[ELVA164]

How is my car not mine? You mean my dads car? No that's not my car. And you act like you've never raced someone. We're on a car forum, I'm sure everybody here has done irresponsible shit

I have raced before, and I've done it on a track. In a car I helped to build. Sorry if I seem a bit miffed by your story there, but I've either build or done almost all of the work on every car I've owned, all of which I bought myself. I believe it's extremely important to respect a car that's yours, and even more important to respect a car that isn't. Doing some sweet stoplight drags is none of that.

[frankenbeemer]

I'll take the S54 if TDE30 doesn't.

[jc_e30]

I see that r3v is loaded with comedians.

[frankenbeemer]

Pics of your penis next to a ruler?

[lolcantturn]

when i was in highschool i raced my bronzit m20 all the time
and then i put a m50 in my car and beat every high testosterone teenager in their newly parental-bought cars and quickly became "that kid in the old ass beemer"

and then I graduated and realized that street racing is not only incredibly stupid, but really dangerous. Don't know about you but I couldn't live with myself knowing I've killed a family in a minivan for my own enjoyment.

So now I don't race, never once on the street. And the M42 also keeps my testosterone levels down since I can't beat anything anyways. Beating Vettes on the track is much more fun anyway :)

I think everyone's had their "irresponsible" fun. It all matters if you grow from it or not.

[mr.vang]

give this kid a break. everybody must have street race once in high school with their dam ugly body kit. if you haven't i call it BS. drive safe bud

[jc_e30]

Honestly, that was my first and only race on the streets. Believe it or not, I'm not the typical douchbag teenager you guys are thinking of. But hey, i guess i set myself up to get bashed.