Dog farts

[Dj Buttchug]

1. position hand directly over pets anus
2. cup your hand and wait patiently for the gas.
3. capture fart gas in hand
4. then quickly open hand directly in wifes/girlfriends face
5. profit from skills of le buttercup tactic

[Swanny]

fart back...i do that to my husky all the time u get the satisfaction of your own brand plus make your dog mad.

Every chance I get for the past 3 years of her life, this has happened. I actually think we might be in a perpetual fart war.