Since we're all mostly guys, lets talk about our b@lls

[willworkfore30s]

Superbowl 34 I went to the ER cause my left nut was the size of a dill pickle. I figured once it got bigger than my member, it was time to seek help. Hurt like a son of a bitch but ended up just being a torsion. I've never been more happy to have a 70 year old man (the doctor) play with my balls.

[MR 325]

This thread has made my balls hurt.

[slammin.e28]

I was out doing something, can't remember, I think I was weed eating some tall grass, or mowing around parts cars, IDK, but I went inside to take a piss and there, right on the main vein, was a waffleswaffleswaffleswafflesing tick.

That shit sucked. Was so afraid the mandibles were gonna get stuck and stay in there forever. I forget how I got it off. I think it involved a lighter and tweezers. Blunt wasn't anywhere close to give a hand either.

[frankenbeemer]

The boys are tingling now, wish I'd never read this. Good luck Mr. Burns.

Oh he did it he just didnt sign it.
It was ruled invalid by my wife for lack of sig,. But FredK didnt care there was no signature so it was a win after all

May I have a referral to your Dr., and FredK's number?

[BraveUlysses]

I guess this is a good time as any, but make sure you guys in your 20's are checking your balls for any lumps or bumps often--it's far more common than you think to get testicular cancer in your 20's and early detection is very important

[DaveNorCal]

Absolutely. It's a fast-moving but 95% curable cancer when caught early.

[QUKBMER]

Serious post.
The most intense testicle pain i have ever experienced was when my ex girlfriend about 26 years ago got pissed at me and proceeded to start consistantly kicking me in the boys even when i was on the ground(i lost track how many times),she was a cheerleader in highschool (like that didnt help matters) and barely made it out of her house crawling on ground.

It's like someone kicking you in the nuts all day, without giving up.

This pain is like no other.

I know your pain bro seriously,glwr bro.

[Mr. Burns]

Welp, since I might aswell update...it's likely not the epididymitis bs.
It's a inguinal hernia which creates those symptoms.

Still got it. Likely need surgery.
Scared as fvck.

[DatUtahGuy]

Jeez, the closest to any pain I've had in my balls is when I got tested for the clap and they stuck a needle up my dickhole, that was a swell experience.

How do you get this? What brings on the infection??

[dupemaster]

I can't relate the the epidiwhateverus, but I just had a double hernia fixed last week. My balls have not been in pain for three months and the surgery mad it worse. They say it will be better in 4-6weeks, but god damn! So i feel your pain, i don't, but i do!

They blew a bunch of co2 into my abdominal cavity. A good bit of that went into my sack. When I came out of the operation my sack was the size of a softball. They kept coming in and squeezing it to get the air out. The funny thing is that I still have a good size air bubble in there!

My right nut is swollen about twice the normal size and aches like a motherwaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleser. At this point I'm still taking the Vicodin they gave me, but not for the pain of the surgery, it's the ball pain that keeps me on them.

[dupemaster]

Welp, since I might aswell update...it's likely not the epididymitis bs.
It's a inguinal hernia which creates those symptoms.

Still got it. Likely need surgery.
Scared as fvck.

Hah! I typed that whole thing out before reading this. So I do feel your pain! Get it fixed laparoscopically and do it ASAP! It's a walk in walk out thing. Recovery is not horrible, bu I won't sugar coat it like the surgeon did for me. It's gonna suck.

[Stangkiller97]

I don't post here often but when it comes to balls I just can't resist.

OP, sorry to hear you need surgery.

I know you said its not epididymitis at this pont but I'm late to the party and thought I'd share this anyway.

Last fall I started having reoccuring pain in my boys. I ignored it at first but then it became more frequent and painful, the tipping point was when I was watching a ppv spank film and felt lumps.

I finally went to my family doctor and he put me on a course of antibiotics. When I told him my family history (father, grandfather, uncle all had testicular cancer) he scheduled an ultrasound.

The ultrasound was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever done in my life as I got a DUDE. It's just "different" than your doctor seeing you naked. There was a lot of staring at the floor that day.

Fortunately the ultrasound came back negative for cancer but after my antibiotics course I still had pain, discomfort, swelling... and lumps. So I went back to my family doctor and they sent me to a uro.

The urologist I got was great. He's a middle aged Indian man with a very heavy accent and great sense of humor. He came into the room and had me describe what was going on. Then he blurts out "Drop your pants". "everytime you see me expect to drop your pants, if I see you at the mall you will drop your pants."

During the checkup he found a swollen lump and squeezed it between his fingers. I almost passed out it hurt so bad. He diagnosed it as Epididymitis and gave me a month course of antibiotics and a reccomendation for frequent sex.

This round of antibiotics took it out.

After about 6 weeks I went back for a checkup. We went through the normal inspection. He noted that the lumps are still present but told me they were ok at this point and if I ever experienced pain I needed to call. And come back next year.

He then asked if I was having regular sex. I responded that I was married, and he said "oh, so you have to beat her off you? You are what 4 or 5 times a day." I laughed and said no. "would a prescription help?" I laughed and said yes. "ok I will write you a prescription" "but this is for your wife, don't take this to the pharmacy." He even signed it and everything.

If you're wondering my sex prescription worked, the answer is that I'm married.

[Mr. Burns]

Lol awesome story.
I'm still waiting, still in considerable pain.

Off all meds(since I don't like them. And I ran out) but still getting that wild pain on my right side.

Second ultra sound revealed small reducible inguinal hernia...
I have no bump/buldge because either a piece of fat or intestine is likely shooting through my abdominal wall and straight into my ballsack knocking about the spermcord.
That's my theory, I have none other since no infection present and piss/blood tests are clean.

So that where I'm at.

I'm also down a cool 20lbs since this started, since I'm afraid to have a large #2, push too hard and blow out my insides.

So again, get another ultra sound tomorrow, possibly consult with urologist aswell (or Friday) and see what the next step is.

My anxiety is at a staggering height since I've read all these horrid stories online about crappy results/and nerve damage...that doesn't help.

I owe my wife all the love I can give her, she's supported me through my paranoid state since the start.

Summer of 2013 sucks.

[Poorboyz]

I currently have epididimis and its not fun to say the least. My balls feel a lot better than they did a couple months ago and because I waited so long to do something about its taking a while for it to go away. At first if I was sitting down I could barely get up cause the pain would get 10x worse. I would have to roll side ways and then push myself up. I still have a little bit of pain but its still there.

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[5Toes]

my prosthetic leg pinches my scrotum from time to time

it sucks.