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[dannyyisntt]

Give him head. That'll show him.

In all seriousness tho, your much more patient than me. If somebody ever laid a hand on my sister I'd make the news.

[WhorifyingHunty]

Some how get into his house and also have diarrhea. Then upperdecker. (Shit in the tank.) He flushes and out comes a nasty brown liquid. He will also have to clean the tank which isn't pleasant.

Grass yard at his place? Gallon of bleach. Middle of the night neatly pour the bleach into a large penis shape on his lawn.

Hire a girl to get him drunk at a club and then:
(options)
swap girl with tranny.
Catch him slippin and beat the crap out of him, have an alibi.

[Holland]

Roofies, Vasoline, and a 14 inch dildo. That ought to scare the shit out of him.

[Gangsta]

Dog $HIT under door handle...

[Exodus_2pt0]

^ Screw that, drop it in the blower intake.

[mcr_driver]

Hire a tranny to have sex with his mom and post those images all over his facebook. That'll give him some serious mental scarring no doctor can cure, that's an eye for an eye enough for me.

[ky0u]

4chan and reddit will take care of it. Despite being quite seedy places, they shockingly do have some morals and are a great resource for incidents such as this.

Reddit has rules against posting personal info, not to mention everyone there will berate you with a holier than thou attitude or tell you to get over it.

4chan will do the same as above but also remind you that they are not your personal army and that "OP is a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles" ...or a candy assgot. or w/e the wotd is over there.

IMO, to forgive is a great piece of advice...if shit had happened to me personally. But if it happens to a loved one whether family or friend, I could not just let it go.

Whatever you decide to do, be smart about it and don't let your anger take over in the heat of the moment. Keep your head clear and think things through before acting.

I'm not saying let it go. I'm just saying, don't get caught. If he has a lot of enemies, things would be easier for you

[5ickride]

Dog $HIT under door handle...

I actually thought of doing this lol

[slammin.e28]

I actually thought of doing this lol

Funny story:

Dad knew a guy who worked maintenance at a Micky D's around NOVa. There was a baseball field behind the restaurant. The kids from the baseball field would constantly throw their trash into the Mcdonalds dumpster and make a huge mess doing so (there was a big privacy fence around the dumpster).

So one day the guy went to the local park and collected a trash bag full of dog poo. He was then seen sitting on the roof watching the little league game next door. When asked why, he explained he had gone over that night and placed the dog feces under 3rd base. About that time a kid made a play and slid into 3rd, stood up, and began crying, "MOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!"

/coolstorybro

[Swanny]

Give him head. That'll show him.

In all seriousness tho, your much more patient than me. If somebody ever lays a hand on my sister it's gunna be me.

Fixed a la Clayton Bigsby

[CrusherCurtis]

Beat the shit out of him.
For my sister that's a charge I'd have to take. Or throw a couple unsavory thugs in NJ $50 but for my sister I'd do it my self. Damn posting his cell phone number.

[IronFreak]

This is tough, I have two younger sisters and if I found out anyone laid a hand on them, I'd go postal. I think forgiveness is hard, but violence begets violence, knocking him out doesn't put you much higher then him....

Doesn't mean I wouldn't do it, just trying to think logically here.........

[Thizzelle]

pope his tires

[cale]

pope his tires

Didn't the church just ordain a new pope? His tires will have to wait a while for this current pedo to die or move on and time is of the essence here, your suggestion made no sense!

[DaveNorCal]

Write his phone number on restroom stalls along with "For great head call..."