David Hasselsloth

[Todd Black 88]

Oh shit I lol'd

[DEV0 E30]

Sloth appreciation post for David.















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Too bad she's married brah:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/celebritology/post/kristen-bell-cried-tears-of-joy-when-a-sloth-came-to-her-birthday-party-video/2012/01/31/gIQAIZTSfQ_blog.html

Gooby plz?:

http://chicagoist.com/2013/05/08/sloth_bear_cubs.php#photo-1

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David, you're still a cool cat, yet-not-like-a-cat-at-all-at-the-same-time.

Saw this picture and thought of you bro.

http://www.thejoyofseex.co.uk/

And we must end with... of course:

[Swanny]

[gearheadE30]

Haha get a female so we can start a sloth breeding business. I want to infest a tree with them so it really confuses people.


Oh and saw in your sig your repping reggies. Work for them?

haha that would be great.

I used to work for Reggie, yeah. Just finishing up school now so haven't worked there in a bit, but he's got a good thing going so I still rep him when I can. Actually going to work for Cummins soon.

[Swanny]

David Hasselsloth

do you live in a storage locker?

Don't let that get out. They just raided the locker down the way and extracted an entire bolivian family.

also, I would put girly baretts in his fur and make internet memes.

Note taken...

[Mr. Burns]

also, I would put girly baretts in his fur and make internet memes.

[Mr. Burns]

do you live in a storage locker?

[Swanny]

Well, Dave came out 2 nights ago and had a blast finding the squash stash! Completely blown away that he managed to get onto the counter. He doesn't have the ability to pull himself up and over ledges. He used a chair and then the opposite side of the counter to drag himself up there. It's really hard to grasp just how ridiculously long his reach is.

I also saw him poop for the first time the other night. It seriously looked like he laid a damn egg. I'll need to get a comparison photo of his bum and the poo for you all to be amazed.

[Swanny]

dude, the pics are awesome. You've now convinced my gf that we need a sloth, haha.

Haha get a female so we can start a sloth breeding business. I want to infest a tree with them so it really confuses people.


Oh and saw in your sig your repping reggies. Work for them?

[gearheadE30]

dude, the pics are awesome. You've now convinced my gf that we need a sloth, haha.

[Swanny]

Hai guiz!

[F34R]

With some of the women around here it's not a bad substitute...

1+ ick

JEEP! om nom nom nom.

[Swanny]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/17201

[Swanny]

Now I know why u bought him sicko!hand job and blow jobs pretty nasty off you!

With some of the women around here it's not a bad substitute...

[Swanny]

Baaahahaha that shirt is great!