I am a Troll, and this is my Thread

[chadthestampede]

this thread went downhill fast

[///M42 sport]

^^^e30wagon. umm wow, you've never been played by a woman? Hot chicks always have 50 douchbags after them who inundate the girl with attention and guess who she goes out with...at the same time chicks aren't all bunny rabbits waiting for the predator to bite. They play the game as much as guys do.

Then if your past the college years, and get online to meet a decent chick in their late twenties, most are looking for the "knight in shining armor" or have kids or have baggage from being screwed over by douchebags.

Its rediculous how dating is such a game.

Call me disillusioned

[xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx]

Farmersonly.com

[E30 Wagen]

jesus, dude! That doesn't even make any sense. (1) you should probably read what i actually wrote. Apparently, there are too many words there for your education level. there is nothing there about lying to women as you wouldn't know because you can't or didn't take the time to read. I am simply talking about meeting them and finding a way to engage them in a (2) reasonable conversation and transitioning to the first date.

I used words like "genuine" and "trust", treating a woman the way one would like to be treated in return. I further go on to talk about listening to what the lady has to say.

(1) no offense, but whatever that comment you posted above is suppose to be, it comes across as complete idiocy. You have a pretty good university in your neck of the woods. Maybe you should take some classes in reading comprehension?

lots of men have trouble finding a way to meet women. Just trying to help a brotha along. With the right approach, attitude and confidence level it is easy. I am not talking about one eyed beaver spear skillz. I am talking about meeting chick skillz. You can choose to use my advice or not. (1) just remember that it won't do you any good if you can't comprehend it.

(1) I assure you that I read everything, and I'm satisfied that my summary of it is accurate. In fourth grade I scored a perfect 100% in the reading comprehension portion of the MEAP test. Since then my reading comprehension has not faltered, and I bet I've spent more time in college english classes than you, so fuck you and your lame retorts.

(2) Reasonable conversation?

think of something to compliment the girl about. pretty hair, pretty eyes, pretty smile, nice shoes..... my favorites are the smile and shoes. even if nothing about her stands out, say it anyway and sound genuine. you are just trying to get her attention and get her to notice you.

So just act like you're being genuine. In other words, if you want to get in her pants just come up with some charmy bullshit to get her attention. If she bites then just keep reeling her in. So you used words like "genuine" and "trust?" Well, congratulations Shakespeare, it's all clear now. That is, despite how mature you're trying to sound, it's clearly just all a game to you, and it's weak shit that never lasts. That's the point of my post. The girl figures this out and moves on and she'll never give a shit about you again.

I've got no criticism about your dating ideas or advice. I get everything that you're explaining, but reduce it all to its most basic point and your advice is basically to lie about how you really feel about the girl. All that matters is that you've got her attention, that you're "in."

It's more than likely I'm just old-fashioned and ornery. Maybe the more mature folks on here can let me know if I'm way off; I'll listen. Whatever the case, EAD for assuming all that shit about me. I really would have no qualms about saying all this to your face, I just don't care anymore.

[flyboyx]

So basically be a lying playa. I can't believe girls fall for that shit. Once your game runs out, they get bored with you and go fuck some other guy who comes along with the same goddamn act.

jesus, dude! that doesn't even make any sense. you should probably read what i actually wrote. apparently, there are too many words there for your education level. there is nothing there about lying to women as you wouldn't know because you can't or didn't take the time to read. i am simply talking about meeting them and finding a way to engage them in a reasonable conversation and transitioning to the first date.

i used words like "genuine" and "trust", treating a woman the way one would like to be treated in return. i further go on to talk about listening to what the lady has to say.

no offense, but whatever that comment you posted above is suppose to be, it comes across as complete idiocy. you have a pretty good university in your neck of the woods. maybe you should take some classes in reading comprehension?

lots of men have trouble finding a way to meet women. just trying to help a brotha along. with the right approach, attitude and confidence level it is easy. i am not talking about one eyed beaver spear skillz. i am talking about meeting chick skillz. you can choose to use my advice or not. just remember that it won't do you any good if you can't comprehend it.

[E30_Pare]

There's always



Playa playa

[E30 Wagen]

ok, since my skillz are not being used anymore, i thought i would pass them on to you young guys.

*snip

So basically be a lying playa. I can't believe girls fall for that shit. Once your game runs out, they get bored with you and go fuck some other guy who comes along with the same goddamn act.

[Mr. Tasty]

this thread... lolz

[flyboyx]

I just feel like every time I go up to a girl and randomly say "Hi, my name is Roy, how are you?" That they'll just bitch out/be weirded out by this guy randomly talking to them. I know, who cares, right?

ok, since my skillz are not being used anymore, i thought i would pass them on to you young guys.

here is what worked for me: think of something to compliment the girl about. pretty hair, pretty eyes, pretty smile, nice shoes..... my favorites are the smile and shoes. even if nothing about her stands out, say it anyway and sound genuine. you are just trying to get her attention and get her to notice you.

when i was looking to meet a girl, i would usually open with something like that followed my some random questions that are not too personal. (where are you from, where did you go to school, what do you do for a living? sort of stuff) if the girl responds with simple yes/no type answers and offers nothing else, she is either shy or more likely not interested. if you get this response,stop wasting time with that girl and find another one to talk to. if she responds by asking questions about you, she is interested in you and you can casually take it from there(as long as she doesn't sound like a lunatic or stage 5 klinger). learn to pay attention to and read a girl's body language. this keeps you from wasting time on a chick that isn't into you.

(something else to keep in mind: there are a lot of stunningly beautiful women out there that are single. just because she seems untouchable to you doesn't mean she is dating brad pitt. most women i know who are that pretty have lots of trouble getting decent guys to come up and talk to them. most don't have to confidence to do it. usually they get drunk assholes and lechers hitting on them.)

once you do get a girl's attention, this is not the time to tell her you are on the national sex offender register or into scat sex and anal plugs. keep conversation casual for a while until you build up some trust. smile at her once in a while in a way that says "i kind of like you" without actually coming out and saying it, act genuine(meant to be read: be genuine), you can say a lot with your facial expressions and body language to let her know you are interested in her without coming across like a child molester. just takes a little practice. you can ask for her phone number but i usually just offered mine. if she offers hers in return you are golden my boy.

what is so ingenious about this is that you never put yourself "out on a limb" this way. you are never really in a position to have your ego smashed. believe it or not, it isn't necessary to go up to some chick and say something stupid and lame like, "hi, i'm willie. you are really beautiful, will you go out with me?"

with some practice, you can just sort of fade in and test the waters and fade back out if they are cold. after you start seeing success this way, you will start building confidence in yourself. women can smell a man's confidence from the other side of the room.. that is generally more attractive to them than looks or a buff build.


my friend that i mentioned a few entries above is maybe 5'8" or 5'9". probably around 200lbs. in spite of this, he exudes confidence from his ears to his asshole. he doesn't give a damn what women think of him and he has no problem throwing throwing shit against a wall to see what sticks. he can be a total asshole to women and they seem to love him for it for some reason. his pickup tactic is that he likes to "neg" them in a playful joking way. somehow he does this in such a way that it throws them off balance just a little bit and endears him to them all at the same time.

works great for him but he isn't looking for a relationship. i don't condone this and it was never my method. i was always really nice to the women i met and generally treated them the way i wanted them to treat me. don' be a spineless doormat though. no decent woman wants that. i think in life and relationships you generally get back what you give. it just depends on what you want. figure that out and go from there.


the hardest part for most people is simply breaking the ice. internet dating gets you past all that because you get to see each other's photo beforehand and everyone that participates on a dating web site is looking for someone. there are a shit load of lying psychotic dirt hoes on the net. you will have to waste some time sitting across the table from a few of them. after a while, you can see the signs and avoid most of those types.


once you get a fist date lined up with a chick, you have lots of options. if you have nice friends, invite her to come along when you are all hanging out. very low pressure with this. if it turns out that something one on one is going to work best for the situation at hand, do NOT take her to dinner or a movie. if it doesn't work out, you are probably going to be stuck with that bitch for 2 hours and could be into a wasted date for 100 bucks.

take her to coffee. probably 20 bucks max. let her do most of the talking. don't be that asshole that spends the entire fist date talking/bragging about yourself. don't volunteer a lot of info about yourself. she will ask you if she is interested and you can then answer in an honest genuine way. listen to what she says and don't interrupt her when she is talking. if the date goes well, make sure that you insist on paying on that first date and at least a few later ones. if i dated a chick that insists on paying half the bill, i always said that i don't do dutch. if its that important to her, i would say she can get the next one. (this sets you up for a second date).

at the beginning of the first date, i always would always preface by saying that i have plans later at a certain time so it will have a finite ending if it isn't going well. if it does go well, i would make a phone call or send a text to one of my buddies to cancel my "just in case" plans. it actually means a lot to a girl that she is important enough that you are willing to cancel your plans with your friends.

assuming coffee went well, a museum is a great choice of venue. parks are good, the beach etc. find a common ground during that date and consider doing that activity. i once took a girl kayaking after that first coffee date. we spent the entire day together and i made her breakfast after we got up the next day. we dated for a couple months until i left for a job in the pacific. i always used to wish that we had more time to let a relationship develop with that one.

[cmcgrogan]

Coincidence?

incepetion

[E30_Pare]

I'm always being asked what my "real name" is like Roy is short for something. Nope, that's just my name. I'm gonna start telling people my full name is Royal or something. Or Royale and tell them I have euoropean routes. That will drive all the bishes crazy.

Coincidence?

[Roysneon]

I'm always being asked what my "real name" is like Roy is short for something. Nope, that's just my name. I'm gonna start telling people my full name is Royal or something. Or Royale and tell them I have euoropean routes. That will drive all the bishes crazy.

[slammin.e28]

I just feel like every time I go up to a girl and randomly say "Hi, my name is Roy, how are you?" That they'll just bitch out/be weirded out by this guy randomly talking to them. I know, who cares, right?

You need more than three letters in the name you tell them you go by.

3 letter names automatically get written off as a creeper.

[Roysneon]

I just feel like every time I go up to a girl and randomly say "Hi, my name is Roy, how are you?" That they'll just bitch out/be weirded out by this guy randomly talking to them. I know, who cares, right?

[slammin.e28]

I'm a flip flops and shirts kinda guy. I may slam on a collared shit for "occasions" but I'm hard to get to wear a tie....and when I do I have a kickass tie with Elmo dancing across it.

Then again I'm in a very committed relationship and don't give a fuck what I look like when I go to ACE for some hardware because I'm not looking to pick up the chick at the counter.

Money for clothes could be money for cars. I generally don't buy clothes until all of my shirts have oil stains.