I am a Troll, and this is my Thread

[Northern]

I read this and then while I was out having a smoke at work I really thought about it. I decided that I have to stop thinking about getting a date, meeting a girl, etc. all the time and just do me. I need to get my shit together and put some money together and buy my own place, get one of my cars actually put together and or sell one, worry about me for a while. I know my last relationship ended because I was spending too much time doing my own thing, but I was also focusing on things that weren't important like fucking around on the internet and bs like that. I miss my ex a lot and shit still hurts but I gotta get myself to where I'm satisfied with life alone, I think.

I definitely am fucking the dog (relationship wise) by being on the internet too much. I think I'm the opposite of you, because I always feel like I should work on my car and do my own thing, but then I never do. I either feel bad about working too much, not being around her when we are together, or just using her as an excuse to be lazy and sit on my ass.

Once I stopped the sad feels about my Ex leaving me, I went into the "fuck everything you can phase" which turned out bad. I turned off a friend who I genuinely liked, by going after her easy roommate, and a bunch of other similar shit. I now wish I would've just enjoyed doing manly shit instead for a year or more, because now I can't. I definitely recommend not doing what I did.

[I] don't give a fuck what I look like when I go to ACE for some hardware because I'm not looking to pick up the chick at the counter.

This. I used to care and dress half-decently, but now not a fuck is given unless I'm getting drunk or having friends over. I just wear work shirts and dirty shorts most of the time looking like a greasy bastard.

Women like dickheads.

One of 3 things I will give terrible advice on is that. I don't understand or care why this is true, but it is. Its always the girls you want to leave you alone and leave that you partially ignore or make fun of that seem the most interested.

Another thing is that women always come out of the woodwork when you're in a relationship. I've had more women come out and tell me they were into me while I was with my Ex, than I have over the rest of my life. It makes no sense, and if I were smart I would've dumped the whore then.

Last, is my patented reverse relationship technique. Women always go into a relationship seeming sane and normal, then slowly release the crazy on you until you either deal with it or leave. I never said a word about cars until I moved in with my girlfriend, then 3 E30s, a parts hauler, and a garage full of tools and shit appeared. When she's drunk with friends, she sometimes talks about how I managed to sneak all this car shit into her life.



And finally a shoutout to the guy who talked about king of donair. Best drunk food ever.

[Roysneon]

Get out and do the things you like to do, meet people. Get yourself RIGHT. If you are fucked up you will attract the same people, you don't want that. If you keep meeting shitty people and you are a decent person, don't sink to their level, you will just become bitter and jaded.
Put yourself in with good people and you will meet the same. Don't fall into the same trap I did

I read this and then while I was out having a smoke at work I really thought about it. I decided that I have to stop thinking about getting a date, meeting a girl, etc. all the time and just do me. I need to get my shit together and put some money together and buy my own place, get one of my cars actually put together and or sell one, worry about me for a while. I know my last relationship ended because I was spending too much time doing my own thing, but I was also focusing on things that weren't important like fucking around on the internet and bs like that. I miss my ex a lot and shit still hurts but I gotta get myself to where I'm satisfied with life alone, I think.

[LJ851]

Women like dickheads.

That said, the females coming to your work are working the deal just as hard as your co worker. She is going to lead the salesperson on just enough to get a good deal and probably picked your coworker because she thought she could manipulate him.


Holland, stop worrying about what is happening to other people around you, Be your own man.

[Holland]

Mo. ther. fu. cker. This dickhead I work with keeps getting deals with super cute women lately. Works a deal with this really hot tatted chick. I tell him, he can have the deal, I just want her number. He says basically she's invited him to concerts, and probably in her pants too. All while making a profit off of her. Son. of. a bitch.

I could really use a drink about now...

[acolella76]

Wow, I really should have followed this thread it looks like a good read.



Too bad I was busy getting laid



But I guess I should at least contribute something now that I'm caught up on this thread. First off, Der Affe is right on about picking up chicks in bars/shady areas. I've been buying my clothes from stores that a lot of gay dudes go to, and it's awesome because they have good clothes for relatively cheap AND chicks dig gay guys so they come to you! Who cares if they might think you're gay at first, that can easily be sorted out once you start talking. I'm not saying to lie and tell them you're gay, that's stupid and won't get you anywhere. As I type this I realize that this could work in really any clothing store as long as women are present. Pick out a piece of clothing (you don't even have to fucking like it) and go up to a girl and be like "hey, how do you like this?". If it's shitty ask for her help, if she likes it tell her you'll wear it when you take her out on a date.

My only other advice is to be yourself... pretty cliche yeah I know shut up. Don't lie to impress chicks if you want more than just to get in her pants, it WILL bite you in the ass. Being shy does have its advantages, I've heard girls tell me that they like that I'm shy because they know at least that I'm not an agro-asshole trying to hump anything in his path. Makes sense, I can't say I have ever been called an agro-asshole trying to hump everything. So don't get upset if you feel like you aren't talking enough, just be sure to make plenty of eye contact and be relaxed.

Oh, and some dudes like to travel in packs to pick up chicks like it's some sort of mission that requires teamwork and a plan of action. I think that sucks. Most of the times I've tried to pick up chicks I either worry about being rejected in front of my friends, looking too 'thirsty' in front of my friends, or being called out by my friends because they're chicks like that. And I'm sure it's weird for girls to know that one guy is talking to her while the rest are watching from some distant vantage point, OR she might even be pissed that you are the one chatting her up and not your more attractive friend.

My favorite 'first date' venue is the local karting track. Some chicks might not be into it, which I can dig because I've noticed that the ones that like karting are the ones that don't get butthurt when I'm busy working on my car or something (hell, play your cards right and they will ask to come 'help'). I do this before dinner and that usually opens up the option of taking them out to eat afterwards if you like them or "oh shit i forgot i had dinner plans, PEACE" if you don't.

And the most important thing to remember - you WILL get rejected. It's going to happen, and it's honestly nothing personal. Don't take it as a blow to your ego or that you aren't 'good enough', instead think of what went wrong and how you can improve. If you still feel pretty bad, just assume that every girl that rejects you is a lesbian or married. Unless you are Ryan Gosling, there will be girls that say no.

BUT you'll never know how many girls are actually into you until you start talking to them.

and I bet I've spent more time in college english classes than you, so fuck you and your lame retorts.

I just love this so much

[gtdragon980]

I've been looking into the whole dating site thing, not sure which site would be the best.

Just got a new job so finally I will be making some income. Just found out I'm nowhere obese enough for my job either. Dress slacks are impossible to find in a 28 waist, lol.

You sound much like me brother! hahaha I know the pain of trying to find pants that actually fit!

BTW I heard those dating sites were just a load of bull to get your money....Have you guys really had a good experience on those or you just trolling? I mean this is a troll thread :p

[evandael]

der affe, you are a changed man.

holland, you will find the right lady. many will not be right. most importantly, sex is overrated. don't even pursue it. instead devote your energy to yourself (your car, learning how to cook/weld/take photos/whatever, making money, exploring, making friends). i know i'm trying to.

making love, though.. it's life-affirming. and that will come when you find the right woman.

[der affe]

"nothing beats a relationship with a women that you are truly in love with. i am 3 months married and i will NEVER cheat on her. "


Probably the most true statement made here. Nothing compairs to being with a woman you are truly in love with. Someone who you would do anything for and they would do the same.

Going out and humping everything is not the answer and will most likely lead to you missing out on meeting some truly amazing women. There are other consequences that will come about from running around and it will also turn a lot of the women that are actually good, off to what you do. Despite the advice being given, it is unfulfilling. Don't do it.

Your odds of finding a decent girl in a bar, while not impossible, are slim.

Get out and do the things you like to do, meet people. Get yourself RIGHT. If you are fucked up you will attract the same people, you don't want that. If you keep meeting shitty people and you are a decent person, don't sink to their level, you will just become bitter and jaded.
Put yourself in with good people and you will meet the same. Don't fall into the same trap I did

I know this is probably not the advice you are expecting to hear from me.
I had to pull my head out of my ass first. i stopped being a shit bag and the fact that I really am a good person, helped me find an amazing woman that I care about and she feels the same, we share tons of things in common, have an amazing time together and are happy together.

I hope you can also find someone like that too.

Holland feel free to pm me if you would like.

[flyboyx]

And flyboy, some very good advice there. The coffee vs dinner and movie, setting a time you need to leave. etc. all great ideas. There's this one woman at work I've been thinking of asking out. I think coffee after work would be a smaller step from co worker to going on a date than a typical 'date'.

Normally i am advocate of being sort of ballz out fearless when asking a girl out. The somewhat cautious exception is the workplace. You need to maintain professionalism in the eyes of your coworkers and boss if you give a crap about your job.
sometimes asking a woman from work out can be a bit touchy as i am sure you know. i am not suggesting that you shouldn't though. how closely does she work with you? if you are right next to each other it will just take some extreme care to make it not weird if it doesn't work out. however, on the other hand, there is a saying that says something to the effect of the spoils go to the bold. basically to me this means you need to take risks to get ahead in life.

do you talk to her on a somewhat regular basis? is she friendly toward you? have you flirted with her a little here and there? anything come back? maybe the next time you see her in the break room, start with the step 1 my advice earlier. if she looks nice tell her so. ask her a few non threatening personal questions and see if she asks similiar questions back. this is how i always got a gauge of some chick's interest when i wanted to ask her out.

if you start dating-i hope you do....make a pact with her not to share any personal info with coworkers. no sense in that nonsense.

there are a lot of people that live by the mantra of not shitting where you eat. i personally think that such a policy can erroneously eliminate lots of good potential suitors.

i have dated more than a few flight attendants, agents and a couple pilots in my day. the reason why is because i am around them on a regular basis and they are women that i have had easy access to. basically convenience i suppose. however i was always careful which ones i chose and used a lot of discretion when it came to the company water cooler. actually when it comes down to it, my wife was a flight attendant when i met her. we have been together for about 6 total years at this point. so there is some living proof that dating a co worker can work out.

[E30 Wagen]

more assumptions about me

wrong

I knew i'd regret posting in this thread...

[Roysneon]

Fuck guys, E30wagen is coming off more pathetic than me in this thread. Take your white knighting and pissing match to PM's, nobody gives a fuck.

And flyboy, some very good advice there. The coffee vs dinner and movie, setting a time you need to leave. etc. all great ideas. There's this one woman at work I've been thinking of asking out. I think coffee after work would be a smaller step from co worker to going on a date than a typical 'date'.

[BillBrasky]

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[flyboyx]

(1) I assure you that I read everything, and I'm satisfied that my summary of it is accurate. In fourth grade I scored a perfect 100% in the reading comprehension portion of the MEAP test. Since then my reading comprehension has not faltered, and I bet I've spent more time in college english classes than you, so fuck you and your lame retorts.

(2) Reasonable conversation?

So just act like you're being genuine. In other words, if you want to get in her pants just come up with some charmy bullshit to get her attention. If she bites then just keep reeling her in. So you used words like "genuine" and "trust?" Well, congratulations Shakespeare, it's all clear now. That is, despite how mature you're trying to sound, it's clearly just all a game to you, and it's weak shit that never lasts. That's the point of my post. The girl figures this out and moves on and she'll never give a shit about you again.

I've got no criticism about your dating ideas or advice. I get everything that you're explaining, but reduce it all to its most basic point and your advice is basically to lie about how you really feel about the girl. All that matters is that you've got her attention, that you're "in."

It's more than likely I'm just old-fashioned and ornery. Maybe the more mature folks on here can let me know if I'm way off; I'll listen. Whatever the case, EAD for assuming all that shit about me. I really would have no qualms about saying all this to your face, I just don't care anymore.

are you puritan? amish? looking through a computer screen, there is no way to tell if you are 18 or 78, married or single.

from the sounds of it, to assume you are married(which is a stretch) it must have been arranged by your mom.

lying to a woman is representing yourself to be something you are not or telling them you will do something you don't ever intend to do. i didn't suggest going up to a 400 lb heifer in a bar and telling her she has a nice ass and that will make her panties fly off like they were shot out of a canon. i never suggested that the guys on this forum need to lie about their occupation to get laid. telling a woman that she is pretty and making her feel good about herself is inherently harmless.

your "high road" is beyond ridiculous. has your wife/girlfriend/mom/sister (assuming that you have ever had one) ever come home from the beauty shop with a hairstyle you didn't like? when she asked what you thought, did you tell her so? if not, by your standard, you are a lair in the same sense that you say i am.

the reason i think you are celibate is because you seem to have this attitude that men are all dirty douchebags and women are all heavenly sheltered angles. without a doubt it is obvious that you have never had the ability to talk to them easily. people are people. that is all. some are good and some are bad. men and women are generally meant to be together(if that is your preference) in order for this to happen, people need to meet each other. that is all. i guess you can hold onto the fact that complimenting a woman to make her feel good about herself is a lie only to get in her pants. i guess it can be whatever you want to make it. seems to me you are one of those guys who has spent your entire life on the outside looking in.

somewhere here in 2013, there needs to be a balance between your 1800's ideals and the other extreme of lying, shagging and banging with which i am not condoning or implying.

[Farbin Kaiber]

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