I am a Troll, and this is my Thread

[Holland]

Men think it is dumb to be into fashion and look good. Trust me...basketball shorts and a baggy shirt is not a woman's delight!

I took my Sister shopping and we went into a leather bag shop. One of the women kept eyeing me, I was unsure but she came up and asked me where I got my TOMS. The woven burlap edition ones. She was just excited and said she wished she was single. Asked me how I got into dressing and said she hated how her BF looks like a slob.

Women notice our outfits, and if we dress like we do not care they will know it! But I do not buy nice things to impress women, it is just fun to be dapper. I believe it is something as men have lost touch with. Not all of course, but I have said it before. Women love a man in a nice fitting suit.

But it is so hard knowing how to dress and what to match...stop searching porn fellas ;)

I completely agree with this. Working on redesigning my wardrobe, once my job takes off I will definitely be getting new clothes. I don't dress ghetto, but my stuff is too casual.

[flyboyx]

That is not even close to lame. My mother taught me how to knit, and you have no idea how many women LOVE it. I went to buy yarn and got a number because she wanted to know why I was buying it. I also get asked where my hats come from and what store sells them. Women are shocked and love that I make my own knitted hats. Plus it is really fun to make something and wear it. I am working on my sewing now, it is just hard finding a woman that is wide in the shoulders for my suit.

Just because what today thinks does not take away from the skill. IMO it is better to find a common ground with women and their hobbies. If you like to knit, pottery, draw, cooking etc I suggest taking a local class or finding a group to join. Ever hear of ASL(American Sign Language)? Women LOVE it!!! I took a few classes just to meet women. Turns out I am not bad at it, and it is cool to learn how hearing impaired communicate.

pics of said hats or it didn't happen!

[camip]

If I usually go out to a social function I dress different in some way then I predict the other guys will. It's a good thing to stand out and a unique article of clothing will always grab a girls attention and she will probably ask you about it. The other night I went out to a house party. They guys my age are all in Jordan's and black tall tees or ghetto style button ups. I rolled up in a bow tie and suede shoes. And guess who stood out and talked to every girl that night.

[E30_Pare]

I can dress well when I need to, but most of the time I like being a comfortable ass slob. Just hate situations when you wished you were better dressed & not looking like a hobo



Biggest problem for a group of guys is NOT to dress alike. haha

[F34R]

How did I not know knitting would be perfect. I got owned. I had a girlfriend for a couple years and let me tell you. I'm glad I learned about boots and nail polish. You should see the looks on girls faces when you complement them on there boots. Or ask them if they did there nails themselves and say how you like the color or design.

Men think it is dumb to be into fashion and look good. Trust me...basketball shorts and a baggy shirt is not a woman's delight!

I took my Sister shopping and we went into a leather bag shop. One of the women kept eyeing me, I was unsure but she came up and asked me where I got my TOMS. The woven burlap edition ones. She was just excited and said she wished she was single. Asked me how I got into dressing and said she hated how her BF looks like a slob.

Women notice our outfits, and if we dress like we do not care they will know it! But I do not buy nice things to impress women, it is just fun to be dapper. I believe it is something as men have lost touch with. Not all of course, but I have said it before. Women love a man in a nice fitting suit.

But it is so hard knowing how to dress and what to match...stop searching porn fellas ;)

[E30_Pare]

How did I not know knitting would be perfect. I got owned. I had a girlfriend for a couple years and let me tell you. I'm glad I learned about boots and nail polish. You should see the looks on girls faces when you complement them on there boots. Or ask them if they did there nails themselves and say how you like the color or design.

LOL. I learned a lot from my ex too. Watch your girls in Sephora I guarantee most of them have sticky fingers.

[E30_Pare]

Hoes want adventure and substance not yoked/ripped guys in affliction tee shirts pounding hypnotic.

Ive seen this a lot. Bunch of pretty boy bros getting hammered on wine coolers & malibu. Most of them cant talk to women.

Be a DJ. Get good at it = ass profit.

[camip]

That is not even close to lame. My mother taught me how to knit, and you have no idea how many women LOVE it. I went to buy yarn and got a number because she wanted to know why I was buying it. I also get asked where my hats come from and what store sells them. Women are shocked and love that I make my own knitted hats.

Just because what today thinks does not take away from the skill. IMO it is better to find a common ground with women and their hobbies. If you like to knit, pottery, draw, cooking etc I suggest taking a local class or finding a group to join. Ever hear of ASL(American Sign Language)? Women LOVE it!!! I took a few classes just to meet women. Turns out I am not bad at it, and it is cool to learn how hearing impaired communicate.

How did I not know knitting would be perfect. I got owned. I had a girlfriend for a couple years and let me tell you. I'm glad I learned about boots and nail polish. You should see the looks on girls faces when you complement them on there boots. Or ask them if they did there nails themselves and say how you like the color or design.

[F34R]

Learn something not completely gay like knitting and show off some skills like fear said welding ect. Hoes want adventure and substance not yoked/ripped guys in affliction tee shirts pounding hypnotic.

That is not even close to lame. My mother taught me how to knit, and you have no idea how many women LOVE it. I went to buy yarn and got a number because she wanted to know why I was buying it. I also get asked where my hats come from and what store sells them. Women are shocked and love that I make my own knitted hats. Plus it is really fun to make something and wear it. I am working on my sewing now, it is just hard finding a woman that is wide in the shoulders for my suit.

Just because what today thinks does not take away from the skill. IMO it is better to find a common ground with women and their hobbies. If you like to knit, pottery, draw, cooking etc I suggest taking a local class or finding a group to join. Ever hear of ASL(American Sign Language)? Women LOVE it!!! I took a few classes just to meet women. Turns out I am not bad at it, and it is cool to learn how hearing impaired communicate.

[camip]

Learn something not completely gay like knitting and show off some skills like fear said welding ect. Hoes want adventure and substance not yoked/ripped guys in affliction tee shirts pounding hypnotic.

[Dj Buttchug]

In b4 Op has tinder app and gets all the tinderellas.

le app works. buttchug has 30+ matches

[Zacm829]

Download the app Tinder for your phone.

Links to your facebook and find single girls near you.

Easy as pie.

[Redfox]

hey, don't be offended please. i wrote this thinking that you would be the one giving me shit about my advice. i am not saying this is my politics because it isn't. i went through this phase about 12 years ago when i was first hired at my job. fun while it lasted but nothing beats a relationship with a women that you are truly in love with. i am 3 months married and i will NEVER cheat on her. not trying to create a monster here. just trying to help this fellow out of his funk. in the mean time, condoms are a good thing.

i have no idea if he is good looking or not. it really doesn't matter. it just takes a guy with ballz and confidence to go up to a woman and talk to her(it helps if you don't sound like a retard). just using my somewhat dumpy looking buddy as an example to point out that anyone can meet and date a nice attractive woman if they only have confidence in themselves to do so. the internet is a really easy place to meet people because everyone on an internet dating site is looking for someone. that takes a ton of uncertainty out of meeting the opposite sex. that is really all i am saying. that is advice that any man can take to the bank. a guy can choose to bang or not. that wasn't my point.

I'm not the least bit offended, he just is a very sweet and sensitive guy. I don't see him being the type to be happy or get fulfillment living the jersey shore lifestyle. Hell, Der Affe didn't.. "Supposedly."

Regardless, confidence is nice, but your best bet is going to places that spark your interest or that you frequently occupy, and meet a girl who is into the same or similar things. If you have one common interest, chances are there has to be more one way or another.

[F34R]

I'm not that bad. Not as bad as I used to be. Just highly inexperienced.

I am going to be honest with you, you are not missing out on anything. I did the whole dating thing and it is well, nice at times. It has major flaws most of the time. I am 26 and more happy now than I ever was dating. It could be accounting for me not knowing what I wanted at the time? I was young and unsure of my life path/goals.

Do not focus on the end goal, focus on relationships as friends and if something becomes of it so be it. If you go in seeking a relationship you can end up hurting yourself and the friend.

Adding another person to the mix does not help anything. You must embrace who you are or find what you want to become(as a man). If you are not solid in yourself, how can you have a solid relationship? Most of the time(in my experience), women lean on men and desire leadership(not being sexist).

Go skin a bunch of animals, cut down a few trees and learn some killer skills(welding, knife throwing, glass blowing) anything to have substance to who you are. Plus hot chicks love to blow glass.

[flyboyx]

Don't listen to that shit unless all you care about is waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Pu$$y

You are a very good looking guy. Sleeping with a bunch of random bitches isn't going to give you any fulfillment by any means. Just a place to dump the man jam. Herpes and kids with random whores are always the risks. "I'm on the pill!" Don't ever believe that. "I'm not fertile!" don't believe that. Condom breaks, then your seed swims their way into the gates of hell.

hey, don't be offended please. i wrote this thinking that you would be the one giving me shit about my advice. i am not saying this is my politics because it isn't. i went through this phase about 12 years ago when i was first hired at my job. fun while it lasted but nothing beats a relationship with a women that you are truly in love with. i am 3 months married and i will NEVER cheat on her. not trying to create a monster here. just trying to help this fellow out of his funk. in the mean time, condoms are a good thing.

i have no idea if he is good looking or not. it really doesn't matter. it just takes a guy with ballz and confidence to go up to a woman and talk to her(it helps if you don't sound like a retard). just using my somewhat dumpy looking buddy as an example to point out that anyone can meet and date a nice attractive woman if they only have confidence in themselves to do so. the internet is a really easy place to meet people because everyone on an internet dating site is looking for someone. that takes a ton of uncertainty out of meeting the opposite sex. that is really all i am saying. that is advice that any man can take to the bank. a guy can choose to bang or not. that wasn't my point.