Anyone ever try a tantric massage?

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  • Stanley Rockafella
    R3V Elite
    • Aug 2011
    • 4056

    #1

    Anyone ever try a tantric massage?

    So the GF is outta town for a few days, and you know what the say about when the cat's away ;)

    any stories/insight is greatly appreciated :)
    If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!
  • Savagefurai
    E30 Modder
    • Apr 2011
    • 970

    #2
    Expect to tip $50 or more.
    And remember that the towel is your enemy; try to get that sucker off as much as possible. Lol.
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    • Vtec?lol
      No R3VLimiter
      • Dec 2009
      • 3278

      #3
      Originally posted by Savagefurai
      Expect to tip $50 or more.
      And remember that the towel is your enemy; try to get that sucker off as much as possible. Lol.
      explain

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      • gtdragon980
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jun 2008
        • 1808

        #4
        Never had one, but now I am intrigued!

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        • flyboyx
          R3V OG
          • Sep 2008
          • 8371

          #5
          ask where you get to shoot your baby batter? maybe the massage is free if you are talented enough to hit the ceiling.

          i have had several "massage envy" type massages from chain establishments with mixed results. my wife bought me a 1 year membership a few years ago. some are are better than others and some of them aren't worth a damn. i have to say that there is something mildly erotic about a strange woman giving you a rub down. it was pretty cool until i made an appointment and there were no women masseuses available. i got stuck with this great big hairy guy with great big hands. i guess massage was good, but it totally ruined the experience for me. they could have given me a bull dyke and it would have been better just knowing the person rubbing my buttocks didn't have a swinging pole. i probably had 5 or 6 massages left on the membership and i stopped going after that. i just couldn't set foot back there again. my wife was kind of pissed that i "wasted" her gift.

          i say, if you are into tantric massages, then by all means go to town. if it were me, i would just buy a book and start experimenting with it when your honey comes home.

          at any rate, if you go, lets call it research. you can use it to spice up your sex life when she gets back and you can share with us what it is all about.
          Last edited by flyboyx; 08-12-2013, 12:22 PM.
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          • evandael
            R3VLimited
            • Oct 2009
            • 2881

            #6
            Originally posted by flyboyx
            i would just buy a book and start experimenting with it when your honey comes home

            +1

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            • Raxe
              R3V Elite
              • Nov 2006
              • 5346

              #7
              I hear you can get some pretty good free massages off of craigslist...

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              • Dj Buttchug
                R3V OG
                • Jun 2010
                • 7640

                #8
                in b4 craiglist candlelit basement massage goes terribly wrong....

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                • Savagefurai
                  E30 Modder
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 970

                  #9
                  I plead the fifth.
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                  • Mr. Tasty
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 3421

                    #10
                    tantric massage :nice:
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                    • Jand3rson
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 37587

                      #11
                      Are we talking Happy Ending? Full-release? LOVE YOU LONG TIME?

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                      • golde30
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 11464

                        #12
                        hahahaha, too bukku!
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                        • Jand3rson
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37587

                          #13
                          Fifteen dolla bukku money.

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                          • blunttech
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                            • Jul 2004
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                            #14
                            So Stanley How about an update?? How did it go? And how much did you end up tipping him?
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                            • FredK
                              R3V OG
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 14755

                              #15
                              He probably is in the hospital from drinking 35 year old Kahlua.

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