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I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
ask where you get to shoot your baby batter? maybe the massage is free if you are talented enough to hit the ceiling.
i have had several "massage envy" type massages from chain establishments with mixed results. my wife bought me a 1 year membership a few years ago. some are are better than others and some of them aren't worth a damn. i have to say that there is something mildly erotic about a strange woman giving you a rub down. it was pretty cool until i made an appointment and there were no women masseuses available. i got stuck with this great big hairy guy with great big hands. i guess massage was good, but it totally ruined the experience for me. they could have given me a bull dyke and it would have been better just knowing the person rubbing my buttocks didn't have a swinging pole. i probably had 5 or 6 massages left on the membership and i stopped going after that. i just couldn't set foot back there again. my wife was kind of pissed that i "wasted" her gift.
i say, if you are into tantric massages, then by all means go to town. if it were me, i would just buy a book and start experimenting with it when your honey comes home.
at any rate, if you go, lets call it research. you can use it to spice up your sex life when she gets back and you can share with us what it is all about.
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