Woah

[Guest]

Ok now sit back in your chair, take a few deep breaths, meditate, just do whatever you have to do to prepare for the amazing news I am about to tell you. I just found out tonight that about half of the population of the planet wipes their ass while standing up. When I heard this I couldn't believe it. It is not something that ever crossed my mind, it is not a topic I thought was up for debate and it is not something I even thought was possible. Now I wanna know who all wipes while standing so I can laugh at you and your retarted ways. It's funny to think that many of my friends and family, that I have known since I was very young, could actually wipe while standing up and If not for reading that thread I could very well have gone my whole life without knowing that crucial bit of information.

[MrK]

Here's a blunt-ass response (pun intended):

I do both: wipe sitting down, and wipe some more standing up afterwards FTW. LOL

[Old'n'Slow]

If you wipe well sitting down, what the heck are you wiping standing up? If there is leftover shit anywhere other than immediately around your anus, then you have a problem. And if you're wiping standing up, and can do so effectively, you apparently have no ass to speak of...or you have to hold your cheeks apart so you can get to your anus-something that happens automatically when you are sitting down on the toilet. WTF, over.

Question marks are flying from my head....

[fretburnr]

Here's a blunt-ass response (pun intended):

I do both: wipe sitting down, and wipe some more standing up afterwards FTW. LOL

+2. i find it amazing that anyone can possibly feel like they got it all while sitting down.

[chuckybob]

wiping while standing up is awesome. you dont have to fight for space with the toilet seat.

[trashcop 80s 80s]

Stand up, put one leg up on the sink, use the mirror to your advantage.

[Old'n'Slow]

Stand up, put one leg up on the sink, use the mirror to your advantage.

Wow. Got a visual, thanks...

fretburnr Quote:
Originally Posted by MrK
Here's a blunt-ass response (pun intended):

I do both: wipe sitting down, and wipe some more standing up afterwards FTW. LOL

+2. i find it amazing that anyone can possibly feel like they got it all while sitting down.

You keep at it till the paper no longer displays traces of brown. No interesting bathroom gymnastics required. :mrgreen:

[Jarvis]

This is all news to me, too. Who the hell would even think of standing up? How does that help? Lean on one cheek while sitting, that's all that should be needed.

[Dave]

Who wipes?

You need one of these Japanese toilets that does it for you . . .

[Jand3rson]

This thread is hilarious.

Standing up, for as long as I can remember. No problems here.

[Ryan Stewart]

Squatting doesnt count as standing up. Half the world doesnt use toilettes either.

[fretburnr]

Wow. Got a visual, thanks...



You keep at it till the paper no longer displays traces of brown. No interesting bathroom gymnastics required. :mrgreen:

i don't know about you but its hard to check the paper when you're sitting down

[MrK]

i don't know about you but its hard to check the paper when you're sitting down

No it's not! Just look at it before you drop it in! LOL And this thread is beyond hilarious:drink:

[mikeedler]

Just for you info, a little off topic, but ALOT---MOST german men piss sitting down!!!! I think that is great! thier wives/mothers dont want to clean the splashing- so im told by my wifes family.
sitting FTW! for -the- wipe

[e30Matt]

Just for you info, a little off topic, but ALOT---MOST german men piss sitting down!!!! I think that is great! thier wives/mothers dont want to clean the splashing- so im told by my wifes family.
sitting FTW! for -the- wipe

Hahaha... I pee like a girl when the bathroom's dimensions don't permit the usual stand-up and pee. We have a bathroom in my house the size of a closet that you could NOT stand up and pee in if you tried.

Urinals = stand
Toilets = sit.

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