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  • AdironRider
    No R3VLimiter
    • Dec 2004
    • 3491

    #1

    Advice mom forgot before you went to school

    One of the funniest letters Ive ever read

    Back to my roots
  • Ryan Stewart
    I Love Miatas
    • Oct 2003
    • 8978

    #2
    That is why you go to college, so you dont have to be a janitor in a dorm cleaning up semen.
    Im now E30less.
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    • 325Projectz
      E30 Mastermind
      • Jan 2005
      • 1956

      #3
      Why the fuck would one jerk it in college?

      Must be an all boys school.
      91 m3

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      • MitchFong
        Mod Crazy
        • Sep 2005
        • 665

        #4
        lol, especially in a fucking public shower. Thats not fit.

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        • Iain
          R3VLimited
          • Oct 2005
          • 2815

          #5
          It's just not cricket, Basil.

          I bet it sounded like someone throwing a dead octopus on a wet floor...
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          • Ray Smoodiver
            Moderator
            • Jun 2004
            • 8809

            #6
            Yummy down on this

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            • Ryan Stewart
              I Love Miatas
              • Oct 2003
              • 8978

              #7
              Originally posted by 325Projectz
              Why the fuck would one jerk it in college?

              Must be an all boys school.
              Even when the girl and I were going at it on a daily basis I rubbed it from time to time. Not enough to clog a drain but I still did it.
              Im now E30less.
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              • HIMHEARTOGRAM1
                Member
                • Jan 2006
                • 43

                #8
                she must have been pretty ugly shit man

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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587

                  #9
                  That's bullshit, that letter has to be fake.

                  How are they going to do DNA matching? Do they have DNA samples of every male that attends that school in viles in the basement or something? On top of that, do you have any idea how much DNA typing and matching costs? It ain't exactly mixing the yellow liquid with the blue liquid and making green.

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                  • Jordan325iC
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 1697

                    #10
                    Yea... I vote somebody contacts brook university and gets the real story.

                    '88 325is
                    VP UT of Austin Autoholics
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                    • Jordan
                      R3V OG
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 12907

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eurospeed
                      It ain't exactly mixing the yellow liquid with the blue liquid and making green.
                      Yes it is. That is exactly what Greg does on CSI.
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                      • e30sd
                        Fistee
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5517

                        #12
                        DNA polymerase extraction is on the GED test? that shit has come along way.
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                        • lucky7
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 692

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Eurospeed
                          That's bullshit, that letter has to be fake.

                          How are they going to do DNA matching? Do they have DNA samples of every male that attends that school in viles in the basement or something? On top of that, do you have any idea how much DNA typing and matching costs? It ain't exactly mixing the yellow liquid with the blue liquid and making green.

                          i believe it. ofcourse whoever wrote it is going to pull some bullshit like that out of his ass just purely for the scare tactic. they are obviously not going to dna test them. but it would definately help take care of the issue at bay much sooner.

                          -Dane
                          diving board division, bishez.

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                          • h0lmes

                            #14
                            I agree with Josh, the letter is bullshit. 1) the semen wouldn't clog the drain and 2) why would they even bother, it's not like anybody was hurt by a clogged drain.

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                            • lucky7
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 692

                              #15
                              you might feel different if you were incharge of unclogging the drain.

                              -Dane
                              diving board division, bishez.

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