Lady at a gas station gets a surprise!

[M42Technik]

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_054232735.html

Lets hear the jokes roll in.

[benDASHDASH]

sausage dont smell that bad

[Schniddy]

Thats just nasty, I wonder what the guy was planning to do with a cooked penis.

And to think that place is probably less than an hour away from my house...

[325Projectz]

Thats just nasty, I wonder what the guy was planning to do with a cooked penis.

Maybe he was going to throw it into a wonder bread bun

And to think that place is probably less than an hour away from my house...

Sorry...

[Jon325i]

"no, I'm not all that shocked.....its just the nature of the beast"

I guess this guy is no stranger to nuked wang. Now I find that odd.

Jon

[CleanAzzE30z]

"Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed. "

Awww shucks!!!


Mariano

[e30 gangsta]

hahahahahahahahahahahhhhahhahhhh

[dirty30]

“Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to,” said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

WTF??? like they would be looking for anyone else??



wanted: guy with bloody crotch pants

[BimmerToad]

You sir are a Microsoft Paint pro!

[Tangent]

Thats just nasty, I wonder what the guy was planning to do with a cooked penis.

And to think that place is probably less than an hour away from my house...

They were nuking a fake wang so the clean urine sample in it would be body temp for the drug test they were about to cheat on... :drink:

[DarkWing6]

They were nuking a fake wang so the clean urine sample in it would be body temp for the drug test they were about to cheat on... :drink:

:rofl:

[e30Matt]

Funny thing is, Tangent's probably closest to being right.