What would you do for $5,000,000.00?

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  • shameson
    E30 Mastermind
    • Jun 2012
    • 1507

    #46
    Originally posted by dannyyisntt
    I'd do two chicks at the same time, man. Two chicks.
    Except they really have to be two men in drag
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    • Pantless Spency
      It's McRib time!!!
      • Feb 2011
      • 7284

      #47
      Originally posted by Roysneon
      Price list:

      Humans-$5mil
      Cats-free
      HAHHAHA I literally lol'd

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      • BillBrasky
        E30 Mastermind
        • Dec 2008
        • 1641

        #48
        Michelle Obama

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        • 10Toes
          Me Father Was A Tree
          • Jan 2008
          • 61222

          #49
          Originally posted by BillBrasky
          Michelle Obama
          Some crazy fuckers on r3v

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          • BillBrasky
            E30 Mastermind
            • Dec 2008
            • 1641

            #50
            Originally posted by 10Toes
            Some crazy fuckers on r3v

            Hey now, she's getting fit due to her healthy diet. She's starting to look less like George Foreman and more like Muhammed Ali in his prime.

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            • illest318i
              E30 Fanatic
              • Mar 2011
              • 1472

              #51
              Originally posted by BillBrasky
              Hey now, she's getting fit due to her healthy diet. She's starting to look less like George Foreman and more like Muhammed Ali in his prime.

              IG: @_j.wn

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              • deutschman
                R3V Elite
                • May 2008
                • 5958

                #52
                I would put this on and floppy donkey any where for a week (not around schools/playgrounds)
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                "The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten."

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                • Mlarsen
                  R3V Elite
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 4082

                  #53
                  ^ Damnit, was it really necessary to post the pic?

                  But, seriously there really isn't much I wouldn't do for 5 mill. I'd probably draw the line at killing family or incest. I don't even want to think about that.

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                  • phreshkid
                    R3V Elite
                    • May 2009
                    • 4655

                    #54
                    Originally posted by Mlarsen
                    ^ Damnit, was it really necessary to post the pic?

                    But, seriously there really isn't much I wouldn't do for 5 mill. I'd probably draw the line at killing family or incest. I don't even want to think about that.

                    Would you rather have fingers as long as your toes, or toes as long as your fingers?
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                    • mrsleeve
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 16385

                      #55
                      Originally posted by shameson
                      Except they really have to be two men in drag
                      was going to say they have to have 2 really big strap-on's



                      And I an now going to find a way to use the term "Floppy Donkey" in the next 24 hours. I am crying over here :rofl:
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                      • flyboyx
                        R3V OG
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 8371

                        #56
                        Originally posted by BillBrasky
                        Michelle Obama
                        doh!
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                        • Mlarsen
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 4082

                          #57
                          Originally posted by phreshkid
                          Would you rather have fingers as long as your toes, or toes as long as your fingers?
                          Toes as long as fingers for sure. That'd actually be kind of awesome.

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                          • BillBrasky
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 1641

                            #58
                            Originally posted by flyboyx
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                            I really hope nobody comes up with $5 million. I don't think I could go through with it.

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                            • Beske
                              Advanced Member
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 125

                              #59
                              NSA is gonna love this thread
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                              • pmat
                                Advanced Member
                                • Nov 2012
                                • 174

                                #60
                                Sell a cheap honda civic on craigslist and put my phone number in the ad.

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