What would you do for $5,000,000.00?

[mtechnik]

Would you rather have fingers as long as your toes, or toes as long as your fingers?

Dude wut?!

[0203]

Sell my touring!

[Roysneon]

Sell my touring!

X2 in a heartbeat. Then I'd buy a Mustang. Yeah

[slammin.e28]

X2 in a heartbeat. Then I'd buy a Mustang. Yeah

V6 or GTFO.

[Brezzi]

Sell a cheap honda civic on craigslist and put my phone number in the ad.

LOL

I'd go down on rosie o'donnell....












maybe not.

[phreshkid]

LOL

I'd go down on rosie o'donnell....

That made me shudder with disgust. If I did that, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.











maybe not.

[VinniE30]

black out the kidneys on my e30.

maybe.

[mrcheezle19]

I'd give blunt a reach around.

[DatUtahGuy]

I would like to do an expensive jewelry heist, well planned. I'd risk prison for that.

[dirtbag30]

i would eat my own poop for 5 million.

[flyboyx]

Are you insinuating I wouldn't be proud of that? If I could get 5mil for that I would have made 13.00 last weekend when Flyboy was in town and Northern stopped by.

fixed.

That was on the table? shit! my wife would be pissed, but hell 5 mil...

;D



unrelated to this post, but related to the goat one:

about ten years ago, i had an overnight in laredo, tx. the captian i was flying with took me across the border to neuva laredo to a seedy little place called boys town. there i witnessed some nasty, commercially un viable prostitute give a blowjob to a horse. that had to be the sickest, most disturbing thing i have ever experienced in my lifetime. when the horse blew his nuts, jiz went flying out both sides of her mouth back the opposite direction. it hit the wall about 8 or 10 feet away. seriously. i would imagine her price for doing this deed was nothing more than a line of coke or a shot of heroin.

don't mean to be a buzzkill. its still pretty funny to joke about the screwed up shit one would do for a lot of money. thinking about this just puts a perspective on it i suppose.

give me a day or two. i will come up with some more good ones!

[phreshkid]

fixed.

That was on the table? shit! my wife would be pissed, but hell 5 mil...

;D



unrelated to this post, but related to the goat one:

about ten years ago, i had an overnight in laredo, tx. the captian i was flying with took me across the border to neuva laredo to a seedy little place called boys town. there i witnessed some nasty, commercially un viable prostitute give a blowjob to a horse. that had to be the sickest, most disturbing thing i have ever experienced in my lifetime. when the horse blew his nuts, jiz went flying out both sides of her mouth back the opposite direction. it hit the wall about 8 or 10 feet away. seriously. i would imagine her price for doing this deed was nothing more than a line of coke or a shot of heroin.

don't mean to be a buzzkill. its still pretty funny to joke about the screwed up shit one would do for a lot of money. thinking about this just puts a perspective on it i suppose.

give me a day or two. i will come up with some more good ones!

Good lord, forgive me for visualizing this.

[Jorgen]

Real Estate Investment (not spend the money but use it to validate the loans), buy a couple small apartment complexes in nice upwardly mobile areas. Keep my current job and slowly build the real estate up further. Keep as much as possible saved while doing this to guarantee my retirement bank. $5M is about the minimum I could see getting me there so keeping it safe.

Oh and probably blow about $50k on some toys and some we'll say fun weekends with some ladies.

[DEV0 E30]

real estate investment (not spend the money but use it to validate the loans), buy a couple small apartment complexes in nice upwardly mobile areas. Keep my current job and slowly build the real estate up further. Keep as much as possible saved while doing this to guarantee my retirement bank. $5m is about the minimum i could see getting me there so keeping it safe.

Oh and probably blow about $50k on some toys and some we'll say fun weekends with some ladies.

For.

Not with.

[AwakenNoMore]

I'd buy 5 million of that thing you can buy for a dollar.