my Anniversary with the old lady tomorrow

[Dozyproductions]

a 10 sack.

[kickinindian]

ummm a sex swing?

[einhander]

What should I get?

So far I got some beer (bottle of La Fin du Monde)
and a variety pack of different condoms....

Any other ideas?

Stick it in her butt.

[2761377]

Anyone try those Naturalamb condoms? they sound amazing from online reviews

they smell funky. you can tell they're from a dead animal.

[mrsleeve]

ummm a sex swing?

Not nearly as much fun as you would think

[ethirtydavid]

8 years and all you came up with is beer and condoms?
sounds like you found everybody's dream girl. well played...

although the organic razor sounded pretty good too as a stocking stuffer.

[kickinindian]

Not nearly as much fun as you would think

my girl seems to like hers quite a bit ;)

[mrsleeve]

I didnt say we didnt like them, just not as much fun as we had expected

[F34R]

Should buy her a BWeiss leather tote bag or a belt.

[flyboyx]

not a fan of lambskin condoms. its like securing a trash bag to your dick with a rubber band. and the smell. don't get me started. i can't believe they still sell those. what part of the lamb did that shit come from anyway? large intestine? maybe when you use one, its like you are having anal sex with a farm animal.

just get her drunk on that beer and ass bang her with the coconut oil. looks like you have all the tools you need to maintain a healthy loving relationship. maybe a good ol' dirty sanchez to spice it up a bit? giggity.

/thread.

[Todd Black 88]

Anniversary eh?
8 years eh?

You got the domes, and lube. Get her an enema first. You don't want a hershey kiss on the end of your junk when your done.

[mrsleeve]

^

That will wash off no wories

[Farbin Kaiber]

Hey, I disagree, when I first met the now wife, we would strive to get at least one nekkid female into our swing every time we had a social gathering, bonus points if it was after most of the other guests left.