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  • Todd Black 88
    No R3VLimiter
    • Oct 2007
    • 3449

    #1

    Everyday FAP 2014 (NWS??)

    As an attempt to combat the stupid "no fap" threads posted by the 40yr old virgins that still live in their parents basement, and play Warcraft on Friday and Saturday nights, while listening to Mellisa Ethridge, I bring you

    THE EVERYDAY FAP 2014 thread.

    Suck it Stanley Rockefeller.

    Post up your fap to Gifs, pics, etc.

    No pic, no post.
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  • agent
    Vice Grand Pubaa
    • Mar 2010
    • 7960

    #2


    /thread
    Originally posted by kronus
    would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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    • Farbin Kaiber
      Lil' Puppet
      • Jul 2007
      • 29502

      #3
      ^No.

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      • ajhostetter
        E30 Fanatic
        • Apr 2013
        • 1218

        #4
        I think some of you guys are confusing a good FAP with porn. When I was single rubbing one out was part of my morning routine. I did not, however, spend hours watching two dudes play chinese handcuffs with some chick while she chokes on another dick and has two more guys jerking off into her ears. You spend all your time watching that shit...you will get messed up.
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        • agent
          Vice Grand Pubaa
          • Mar 2010
          • 7960

          #5
          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
          Yeah, that works too.
          Originally posted by kronus
          would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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          • Farbin Kaiber
            Lil' Puppet
            • Jul 2007
            • 29502

            #6
            ^One finger, or nose browsing if both hands are busy "on the keyboard".

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            • slammin.e28
              שמע ישראל
              • May 2010
              • 12054

              #7
              Originally posted by ajhostetter
              I think some of you guys are confusing a good FAP with porn. When I was single rubbing one out was part of my morning routine. I did not, however, spend hours watching two dudes play chinese handcuffs with some chick while she chokes on another dick and has two more guys jerking off into her ears. You spend all your time watching that shit...you will get messed up.
              When viewing porn, one needs to assess the cock to vagina ratio. There absolutely must be one extra vag over the number of cocks if there is to be one cock. If there is to be no cocks, carry on.

              Example:
              1 dude, 2 chicks = good
              3 chicks, 2 dudes = acceptable
              1 chick, 1 chick = better
              1 chick, 3+ dudes = no no no back the fuck up

              ...and so on. Keeping note that the more cocks entering into the film, the more the NO factor comes in.

              Of course, one must take into consideration the sexual orientation of the watcher, etc, but this is the general rule.
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              • Swanny
                R3VLimited
                • Mar 2012
                • 2834

                #8
                If you can't love yourself how the hell ya gunna love anybody else






                Self looooooove *fap*
                Swanny!
                SUCKERS.

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                • ajhostetter
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 1218

                  #9
                  While we're on the subject...www.alwaysaroused.tumblr.com
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                  • decay
                    R3V Elite
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 5637

                    #10
                    Originally posted by slammin.e28
                    1 chick, 3+ dudes = no no no back the fuck up
                    TIL that slammin has way too much empathy for the females.

                    if she's made the kind of life decisions that lead to triple penetration, then i've got the popcorn.

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                    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
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                    current:
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                    • slammin.e28
                      שמע ישראל
                      • May 2010
                      • 12054

                      #11
                      Originally posted by decay
                      TIL that slammin has way too much empathy for the females.

                      if she's made the kind of life decisions that lead to triple penetration, then i've got the popcorn.
                      IDK, there's just something about a boat load of sausage in one taco that just makes it weird.

                      If the balls touch....I guess....
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                      • Exodus_2pt0
                        R3V Elite
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 5943

                        #12
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28
                        Keeping note that the more cocks entering into the film, the more the NO factor comes in.
                        No E30 Club
                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                        Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                        • decay
                          R3V Elite
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 5637

                          #13
                          Originally posted by slammin.e28
                          IDK, there's just something about a boat load of sausage in one taco that just makes it weird.

                          If the balls touch....I guess....
                          ok well i get you there.

                          one wang per orifice. no rubbin' bananas. you're right, that is weird.

                          apparently i've just found my own line. but i've honestly never seen two Ds stuffed into one V.

                          maybe i haven't been looking hard enough.

                          (i said hard.)
                          past:
                          1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                          1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                          1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                          1985 323i baur
                          current:
                          1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                          • agent
                            Vice Grand Pubaa
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 7960

                            #14
                            Please refer to Rule #34.
                            Originally posted by kronus
                            would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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                            • Stanley Rockafella
                              R3V Elite
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 4056

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Todd Black 88
                              As an attempt to combat the stupid "no fap" threads posted by the 40yr old virgins that still live in their parents basement, and play Warcraft on Friday and Saturday nights, while listening to Mellisa Ethridge, I bring you

                              THE EVERYDAY FAP 2014 thread.

                              Suck it Stanley Rockefeller.

                              Post up your fap to Gifs, pics, etc.

                              No pic, no post.
                              lol

                              I take full responsibility for introducing R3v to nofap :D
                              If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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