Everyday FAP 2014 (NWS??)

[Todd Black 88]

As an attempt to combat the stupid "no fap" threads posted by the 40yr old virgins that still live in their parents basement, and play Warcraft on Friday and Saturday nights, while listening to Mellisa Ethridge, I bring you

THE EVERYDAY FAP 2014 thread.

Suck it Stanley Rockefeller.

Post up your fap to Gifs, pics, etc.

No pic, no post.

[agent]

http://fuckmaker.tumblr.com/

/thread

[Farbin Kaiber]

^No.

http://theworstdrug.com/

[ajhostetter]

I think some of you guys are confusing a good FAP with porn. When I was single rubbing one out was part of my morning routine. I did not, however, spend hours watching two dudes play chinese handcuffs with some chick while she chokes on another dick and has two more guys jerking off into her ears. You spend all your time watching that shit...you will get messed up.

[agent]

http://theworstdrug.com/

Yeah, that works too.

[Farbin Kaiber]

^One finger, or nose browsing if both hands are busy "on the keyboard".

[slammin.e28]

I think some of you guys are confusing a good FAP with porn. When I was single rubbing one out was part of my morning routine. I did not, however, spend hours watching two dudes play chinese handcuffs with some chick while she chokes on another dick and has two more guys jerking off into her ears. You spend all your time watching that shit...you will get messed up.

When viewing porn, one needs to assess the cock to vagina ratio. There absolutely must be one extra vag over the number of cocks if there is to be one cock. If there is to be no cocks, carry on.

Example:
1 dude, 2 chicks = good
3 chicks, 2 dudes = acceptable
1 chick, 1 chick = better
1 chick, 3+ dudes = no no no back the fuck up

...and so on. Keeping note that the more cocks entering into the film, the more the NO factor comes in.

Of course, one must take into consideration the sexual orientation of the watcher, etc, but this is the general rule.

[Swanny]

If you can't love yourself how the hell ya gunna love anybody else






Self looooooove *fap*

[ajhostetter]

While we're on the subject...www.alwaysaroused.tumblr.com

[decay]

1 chick, 3+ dudes = no no no back the fuck up

TIL that slammin has way too much empathy for the females.

if she's made the kind of life decisions that lead to triple penetration, then i've got the popcorn.

[slammin.e28]

TIL that slammin has way too much empathy for the females.

if she's made the kind of life decisions that lead to triple penetration, then i've got the popcorn.

IDK, there's just something about a boat load of sausage in one taco that just makes it weird.

If the balls touch....I guess....

[Exodus_2pt0]

Keeping note that the more cocks entering into the film, the more the NO factor comes in.

[decay]

IDK, there's just something about a boat load of sausage in one taco that just makes it weird.

If the balls touch....I guess....

ok well i get you there.

one wang per orifice. no rubbin' bananas. you're right, that is weird.

apparently i've just found my own line. but i've honestly never seen two Ds stuffed into one V.

maybe i haven't been looking hard enough.

(i said hard.)

[agent]

Please refer to Rule #34.

[Stanley Rockafella]

As an attempt to combat the stupid "no fap" threads posted by the 40yr old virgins that still live in their parents basement, and play Warcraft on Friday and Saturday nights, while listening to Mellisa Ethridge, I bring you

THE EVERYDAY FAP 2014 thread.

Suck it Stanley Rockefeller.

Post up your fap to Gifs, pics, etc.

No pic, no post.

lol

I take full responsibility for introducing R3v to nofap :D