Let's have a discussion about ZoZo/Ouija/Paranormal BS

[Stanley Rockafella]

She said that my entire left arm was that of a beast. I looked healthy, normal, decent except for my left arm. She described it as being part horse, part frog, part gorilla (wtf). Then another Angel in the form of a man, came and told my mom that I have been masturbating (double wtf). God didn't like this. The Angel told my mother that the devil is trying to take my life but God won't allow it. I have fallen deep into sin and am only going deeper. I have to change my ways. I have to stop masturbating. The Angel states that God wants me to stop "wasting my seed on the ground, the earth."

engaging nofap all over again!!

how the fuck to you fight a spirit?

you fight it with love

srsly tho guys, we are all spirits, that's what we came from and that's where we are heading.

That's why it's so impt to take advantage of your time and place on earth. We brought ourselves onto earth to live a life... no be slaves to crappy jobs, not to suffer, but to do and be who you really believe YOU are.

[cunninglinguist]

Then the Eagle had taken her to see me. In transit, the Eagle had fallen ill and died mid-flight. She still doesn't understand the symbolism of this fallen Eagle, nor do I. She had somehow survived the fall and found me. She said that my entire left arm was that of a beast. I looked healthy, normal, decent except for my left arm. She described it as being part horse, part frog, part gorilla (wtf). Then another Angel in the form of a man, came and told my mom that I have been masturbating (double wtf). God didn't like this. The Angel told my mother that the devil is trying to take my life but God won't allow it. I have fallen deep into sin and am only going deeper. I have to change my ways. I have to stop masturbating. The Angel states that God wants me to stop "wasting my seed on the ground, the earth." l.

The Eagle has spoken, kid. Stop fapping with your frog gorilla arm.

[slammin.e28]

Got this board game, looks dope, wanna play? Instructions are in latin though?

I'd stay away. This shit tends to tear families and friends apart.






(I know it's Italian, but close enough)

[Holland]

Got this board game, looks dope, wanna play? Instructions are in latin though?

I'm totally kidding, he's got something already attracted to him, that much is clear. Inviting something (even his own mind) to play with him is obviously a bad idea.

Sure, why not! Lol.

I agree. Would be a super bad idea.

[DEV0 E30]

Please don't do this. You will attract some seriously bad energy...

Got this board game, looks dope, wanna play? Instructions are in latin though?

I'm totally kidding, he's got something already attracted to him, that much is clear. Inviting something (even his own mind) to play with him is obviously a bad idea.

[z31maniac]

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You used to work in N tulsa, I didnt think that was your kinda neighborhood,

I "grew up" working in the rough stores in Tulsa. Pay attention, be cool, no big deal.

That's unfortunate for your manager. Care to add anything relevant to the thread? Or are you just making your usual rounds tonight?

I was just pointing out the nature of his violent death, and the subsequent haunting of the cooler, made me drop bottles from time to time.

Or do spirits only haunt old houses? Or a lone tree in the middle of the field? Or only when no one is around?

I just want to determine if I had a legitimate experience or not.

[lambo]

/r/nosleep

Haha! I forgot about this thread from a little while back...

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=244044

[e30austin]

Never fucked with an oujia board and have zero desire or interest. I do believe in spirits and such. Once things cross to the other side, it's best to just let things be. No sense in disturbing that. I already have enough issues sleeping through the night.

[Pac1373]

Holy Fuck you guis...

fully awake now, thanks...

Seriously though. I am not a strong believer in the "occult" , however when I was younger I had an experience with some energy source, or "Spirit" floating down the hallway in front of my bedroom door. I was awake listening to some noise from the kitchen, and I noticed a lightening in the hallway
it appeared to be a glowing sphere of colored, diffused light, floating about 4 feet off the ground.
it paused In front of my open bedroom door, seemed to "regard me" like it knew I saw it, and gave me some sort of notice or warning...then continued on it's way.

yep, it was real as anything else I had experienced. I don't really care what other people would say, I know myself to be in control of my faculties. it happened.

I honestly don't read too much into it. although some emerging theory on consciousness and what happens to it after death seen to align with my "energy is neither created or destroyed" belief in what may come after this life/dimensional existence...

/kook rant

[phreshkid]

My parents are quite religious, as am I on occasion. I believe in a heaven and a hell, a god and his son, etc.

I have experienced a "sleep paralysis" phenomenon that I am convinced was directly correlated to my beliefs.

In my episode, there wasn't so much of a shadowy figure but a full blown demon looking creature. Hard to describe, but a humanoid figure for sure, just much larger and infinitely more terrifying. I was ripped from my bed and thrown into a small dark room. My best guess would be a small 6'x6' room. I was kept in this room for what seemed like ages while the beast would periodically visit me and break my bones and torture me. I could feel this pain as if I was awake and in a normal state. In my paralysis state, the pain was real and more intense than anything I have ever felt.

Then the important part happens. The beast does something to my left hand..says something, puts a weird spell on me. I look down and my hand and it turns into what I can only describe as some kind of animal's hand. At one point it was a hoof, at others, hairy and distorted, contorted, not human.

In my paralyzed state, I knew that I was still lying in bed, with my roommate directly below me (we shared a bunk bed at the time). I was screaming at the top of my lungs, yet he only heard murmurs coming from my mouth. At some point I regained consciousness and immediately began crying. I was overwhelmed with terror and emotion. Shit was real.

I asked my roommate if he could hear me screaming or if he saw anything. He said no. I told him in great detail what I had just gone through. The beast, the torture, the black room, my hand. None of us made sense of any of it. I didn't sleep much that night.

The entire next day I was on edge. I was at school (college) and I couldn't for the life of me get out of a very tense, stressful mood I was in. Then my mom calls me.

My mom asks how I am, and me being afraid to tell her what had happened the night before, I say I am ok, just a bit busy at the moment. Here is where things get really weird. My mom presets the conversation with "Ryan, I have to tell you something. You don't have to answer my questions, but I feel compelled to tell you these things." She explains that she had a vision in the form of a dream (When my mom was younger, she had the gift of prophesy. This is in the context of the Penticostal denomination of the Christian religion). She explains how she was picked up by an an angel in the form of an eagle. This Eagle had flown her over a large prison, with different wings and sections representing different sins or crimes commited. I was in one end of the prison and my brother in another.

The Eagle had taken her to visit my brother first. She was deeply saddened to see him. He said he was doing ok but she said it was very apparent that he was in bad shape. Something was holding him prisoner in his life but he would not say what. My mom didn't go into much detail about my brother, only to say she wasn't sure what was going on with him, but it was bad.

Then the Eagle had taken her to see me. In transit, the Eagle had fallen ill and died mid-flight. She still doesn't understand the symbolism of this fallen Eagle, nor do I. She had somehow survived the fall and found me. She said that my entire left arm was that of a beast. I looked healthy, normal, decent except for my left arm. She described it as being part horse, part frog, part gorilla (wtf). Then another Angel in the form of a man, came and told my mom that I have been masturbating (double wtf). God didn't like this. The Angel told my mother that the devil is trying to take my life but God won't allow it. I have fallen deep into sin and am only going deeper. I have to change my ways. I have to stop masturbating. The Angel states that God wants me to stop "wasting my seed on the ground, the earth."

So there I am, sitting outside of my class which had started 10 minutes ago, freaking out, more tense than ever, realizing that what I had experienced the night before was directly correlated to what my mom had experienced the night before, likely at the same time.

What did I get out of al of this? God hates masturbation.


So yeah, I don't mess with Malevolent Spirits. They are real. They scare me. They are real.

[Ray Smoodiver]

/r/nosleep

[ak-]

I would not have stayed there. No fucking way. The thing is, if someone breaks in, you can punch them in the dick, smash them with a lamp, stab them, whatever but how the fuck to you fight a spirit? I think I have a few ideas but really I think that's one of the main things that freak me out about it.

How would a spirit fight you? lol

Sleep paralysis. You see some gnarly shit.

I have had sleep paralysis (god it's annoying) but luckily never the hallucinations that go with it. Lots of kids have had to see some seriously terrifying shit on a regular basis due to this stuff.

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You used to work in N tulsa, I didnt think that was your kinda neighborhood,

from the last time this came up in 2009

I'm probably gonna get flamed but i don't think night terrors are a mental or physiologically enduced situation. Everyone describes the same scenario, feeling, and shadowy figure.

My little brother, well he's 19 now, suffers from sleep paralysis and has kept it a secret for years because at first he was afraid to talk about it, but then learned to accept it and control it in a sense.
He does see weird figures and shadows, but doesn't get scared anymore. It is essentially dreaming with your eyes open. Your eyes are open, but brain is still in snooze. I'd like to imagine it could be similar to a DMT experience maybe?

I've had sleep paralysis twice. The first time, I was waking up from a nightmare around ~7am (I can reference time because I could hear and see my sister shuffling around getting ready for class across the hall), and holy shit the confusion of sleep paralysis if you don't know what it is. I was trying to scream, but couldn't open my mouth or be vocal. I sounded like a whimpering dog. Trying to scream for attention/help with a paralyzed body
My nightmare was a life-sized Woody from Toy Story with an over-sized head chasing my pet rabbits in the middle of the night in my backyard. He notices me peeping through the window and immediately turns his attention towards me to break into the house. Lmao fuck that dream and having sleep paralysis right after. I was 15.

"demons, spirits" etc are real, I have had experience from my; let's call it 'dark past'. All I wish to disclose is; they are only allowed power if you give them a foothold. Partaking in demonic deeds or watching things that are inviting. I really just posted here as a warning of what you invite.

They are real.

Tell me more about your dark past. I'm genuinely interested in hearing it.



My thoughts on this is to just not dabble with this type of stuff. You're just inviting bad vibes onto yourself regardless if they are spirits, demons, or just getting ill.

[emerson.]

Messed with it a couple times in high school at this one girls house who had a gma die in the house... girl would ask a question without her touching the board like what her gma use to call her, things that we wouldn't have the answers too and the board would get them right.. then 30 mins into messing with it. The lights shut out, the tv when on to white noise full blast and her pet parrot started freaking the fuck out. Like a scene straight out of a movie.

We trashed the board after that. I still get chills just thinking about it

[lambo]

I was not expecting this kind of a response from r3v, truthfully... This just makes it that much more interesting... Usually when you look up these kinds of things you are directed to paranormal forums where you would expect this kind of response, not a car forum filled with more engineering/scientific/logical minded people.

Interdasting.

[Dozyproductions]

A lot of our friends use to hang out at our buddie's girlfriend's house. He said that when they'd be kissing around in her room, that the beads over her doorway would part with no one in site.

I've been around the house and right before his gf's room there is a room on the other side of the hallway where no one goes in. Upon reaching for the door the air around your hand feels heavier. If you open the door and walk a step in, the "density" of the air in the room feels oppressively suffocating.

One night we put an ipod (at least some sort of mp3 player) to record the room while we'all played halo downstairs for most of the night. No one got up and if so, just for the bathroom that was right next to the TV. So when we were done playing we fetched the ipod and played it in one of our cars. White noise for a bit over 30 minutes until the sound cut out and in a very evil, demonic voice something said, "Stop, NOW" right before end of recording. We played it again, to hear white noise for the entire recording and no voice. We tried to replay it again and the ipod froze, and has been since, on the song...."return of the ghost rider". The fuck.


When they sold that house, I heard that they hired some people to "cleanse" the house.