What is your greatest accomplishment?

[Andy.B]

I took a shit so large at work today that it protruded from the water in the bowl. All time high.

ROFL

Congratulations! You are an inspiration to us all!

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[RagtopE30]

Yoga, I achieved the unachievable without having to remove any ribs. I already gave my wife the heads up and she is now looking for a new place to live. I mean really, if you can do it yourself better, why put up with all the drama. I also put in my 2 week notice at work. I don't think they would understand all the time I have and will be taking off from work now that I can just stay home and take care of business.

[accident]

I'm Danny's friend on Facebook.

[Holland]

I'm Danny's friend on Facebook.

I'm your friend on Facebook.

[Roysneon]

I'm your friend on Facebook.

He's made his priorities known.

[Roysneon]

I had a girlfriend once.

ONCE.

Hit the club on Valentines day. Find the not totally unattractive girls. Fish in a barrel.

[Holland]

Hit the club on Valentines day. Find the not totally unattractive girls. Fish in a barrel.

That's what I'm thinking. Have to find out what kind of places are around here.

[Neil1138]

I once ate a whole bottle of sriracha in one day.

[Roysneon]

As far as I'm concerned Lorin is still on top.

[volvolover]

I once ate a whole bottle of sriracha in one day.

i drank a bottle of tabasco once...just to see what would happen

I felt light headed...that's all

[oliver.r]

no one can beat trina

[Exodus_2pt0]

Got off of a road leading to nowhere.

Here I stand, making an honest living, drug free, with wife, kid, and a healthy outlook.

Only 2 of us left out of our old group of friends. 4 of them dead from drug related incidents. 3 overdoses and 1 suicide, which left notes behind pointing at his inability to overcome addiction and not wanting to hold his loved ones back.

Had I not recognized the trend and gotten out of dodge, I probably would be in the ground myself.


On a less serious note? I am married and still get great head from my wife. Yes, this is my accomplishment because I keep her happy enough to want to give me great head.

[Gary Horneck]

My career as an Underground Miner, 12 yrs of getting paid to play with some seriously fun machinery, blowing up rock with high explosives, and trying not to get killed.

[Dozyproductions]

^Now that's cool!!!^

Good job exodus. I can understand where that road leads.

[ajhostetter]

On a less serious note? I am married and still get great head from my wife. Yes, this is my accomplishment because I keep her happy enough to want to give me great head.

Dude, that's awesome. I've been married 8 years and the wife is still happy to tame the one-eyed snake with her tongue once or twice a week. I'd give you a high five if we didn't live 3000 miles apart.