Happy H-day!

[Dj Buttchug]

B is 1.9km (1.2 of your american miles) but on call at the hospital (paediatric nurse).

C is around 570km (i don't even know of your american miles) so yeaaaa.

its all B then. hopefully its a slow night in the hospital.

[matthugie]

Based on the information I have provided, you are either into crazies, or into blondes.

Neither set is mutually exclusive, I note.

No, I've just fucked a few lawyers. The medication to keep level, yes. But the sex has never been average...

[bruner]

its all B then. hopefully its a slow night in the hospital.

The patients can wait. So what if someone needs a heart transplant? This guy needs a little sexy time.

[Dj Buttchug]

disregard all other plans. Be a true alpha and send her a dick pic

100% success
guaranteed

[F34R]

disregard all other plans. Be a true alpha and send her a chocolate dipped dick pic

100% success
guaranteed

ftfy

[Ray Smoodiver]

Brb gotta do my radio phone in, then I'll be back to answer more questions.

[thatphysicsguy]

Brb gotta do my radio phone in, then I'll be back to answer more questions.

Are you gonna ask the hosts which one to call? ;)

[Ray Smoodiver]

Are you gonna ask the hosts which one to call? ;)

Haha negative! Host is my brother in another city, and I know my old man listens in online (another city again).

[DEV0 E30]

Are you gonna ask the hosts which one to call? ;)

Loveline listeners out there recommend option B.

So C is not on your land mass? That's like 1200 nautical miles away. Unless you can get C on a plane/train/indigenous mammal that travels at fast speed to your location.

Usually the crazy ones aren't a bore, interesting.

1. Take away medication.
2. Consume far too much wine. It probably can't be mixed with alcohol, thus...
3. Crazy Train
4. IF you were to wake up tomorrow, and can remember you had a time.
5. Profit.

[z31maniac]

So what happened Senor Smoo?

[Thizzelle]

Halfway through a bottle of Chardonnay, r3v decides which ex I call first:

A) Blonde, lawyer, mad as a hatter - was on medication to keep her level, sex was average.

B) Brunette, nurse, first long term girlfriend, we were into some kinky stuff in the bedroom, we're still good friends (eventually).

C) Brunette, ex commis chef for G. Ramsey, now a tv journalist, could actually suck a golf ball through a garden hose, the only girl to make me pass out after a blowjob, also now a rug muncher, so this one might not go down well(!).

those are all bad options but I'd take 1 because just sex and no emotions

[BlackbirdM3]

I went to work, after work I'll go home and decide if I want to go for a bike ride. Following that, I'll eat dinner alone and go to bed. Loads of excitement there, just like every other day/night.

Will

[pmat]

>tfw forever holland

[E30 Wagen]

forever alone here

[Ray Smoodiver]

So what happened Senor Smoo?

Nurse is coming round tonight for "DVDs" and I got her to come to a dnb gig next weekend (A-Sides for the 'heads).

Devon, option C was at one end of island, I was at the other.

Option A phoned me, drunk and emotional from another country.