Ireland Declares War on France !

[Jand3rson]

That was pretty funny, Stephan. Good one.

[gazellebeigem3]

way to drawn out for a surrender monkey joke

[motorprestige]

you can make fun of the french all you want, but just remember, my penis is bigger than yours. ;)

[boom-monkey]

you can make fun of the french all you want, but just remember, my penis is bigger than yours. ;)

A big dick doesn't matter if you don't have the balls to back it up.

BURN

[KrisHolloway]

Metric or standard, hehe

[gstuning]

The french have had more revolutions then the Americans and they have also fought in ALOT more wars,
Americans aint go nothing on the french

[parkerbink]

The french have had more revolutions then the Americans and they have also fought in ALOT more wars,
Americans aint go nothing on the french

Translation please? This was a joke not a political debate starter.

[motorprestige]

A big dick doesn't matter if you don't have the balls to back it up.

BURN

LOL this is true.

[parkerbink]

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, and have brought your two small mincey waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

[Charlie]

Lest we all forget, Mexico was France's bitch for a while back in the 19th century.

-Charlie

[AppState325]

The french have had more revolutions then the Americans and they have also fought in ALOT more wars,
Americans aint go nothing on the french

Yeah we do, we WIN wars..... America doesn't get taken over in 2 weeks either.....

[Purdue89E30]

Why does every lighthearted thread turn into retarded bickering lately? Oh well, I'm obviously not above it.

Lest we all forget, Mexico was France's bitch for a while back in the 19th century.

-Charlie

I'm pretty sure that was Spain...

Yeah we do, we WIN wars..... America doesn't get taken over in 2 weeks either.....

Could have something to do with the fact that we weren't located directly next to the world's most technologically advanced military using a completely new war strategy. Yeah, I realize that's just part of it.

[Charlie]

I'm pretty sure that was Spain...

Then I'd be pretty sure that you're wrong.

1862-1867. Mexico owed a lot of people a lot of money. France decided to collect on their debt and invaded Mexico city. Pretty much ran the place for a few years.

Come on guys, it's the whole purpose behind Cinco de Mayo. The battle of San Peubla in 1862, when the Mexicans initially held off the French.

-Charlie

[AppState325]

Why does every lighthearted thread turn into retarded bickering lately? Oh well, I'm obviously not above it.

lol, my comment was simply continuing the joke......

[parkerbink]

The French intervention in Mexico was an invasion of Mexico by the army of the Second French Empire, and supported in the beginning by the British and Spanish. It followed President Benito Juárez's suspension of payments of interest on loans to foreign countries made by previous governments on 17 July 1861, which angered Spain, France and Britain. Napoleon III of France was the leader of this operation, and the three powers signed the Treaty of London on 31 October, to unite their efforts to receive payments from Mexico. On 8 December the Spanish fleet and troops from Spanish-controlled Cuba arrived at Mexico's main Gulf port, Veracruz. The presidential terms of Benito Juárez (1858–71) were interrupted by the Habsburg monarchy's rule of Mexico (1864–67). Conservatives tried to institute a monarchy when they helped to bring to Mexico an archduke from the Royal House of Austria, known as Maximilian of Habsburg (wife Carlota of Habsburg) with the military support of France, which was interested in exploiting the rich mines in the north-west of the country. Many historians believe that the French established the monarchy when they did due to the fact that the United States was in the middle of its Civil War (1861–1865).