bitch! i told you to warm up them sandwiches

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  • rwh11385
    lance_entities
    • Oct 2003
    • 18403

    #1

    bitch! i told you to warm up them sandwiches

    ABC News: Pa. Man Kills Girlfriend Over Sandwiches
  • KrisHolloway
    Advanced Member
    • Jan 2005
    • 142

    #2
    Damn, thats bad. I remember during the aftermath of Katrina down here is Mississippi, some guy shot his own sister over a bag of ice!!!

    Long Live the Corsica!!!

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    • rwh11385
      lance_entities
      • Oct 2003
      • 18403

      #3
      "My Fast wants a goddamn warm sandwich now"

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      • ///M Powered
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Jan 2004
        • 1109

        #4
        After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse and finding none he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home
        At least he has his priorites straight.

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        • cramer
          E30 Mastermind
          • Dec 2003
          • 1812

          #5
          Originally posted by rwh11385
          "My Fast wants a goddamn warm sandwich now"
          lmao!

          "My Fast likes it's sandwiches WARM!"
          Chris
          90 Corrado/91 M3/01 M5

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          • hamann318is
            No R3VLimiter
            • Jul 2004
            • 3382

            #6
            Beating people with a microwave kills them? NO WAI!
            The BMW 318 is back. With a vengeance.

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            • Mastrcruse
              R3V Elite
              • Sep 2005
              • 5340

              #7
              Originally posted by hamann318is
              Beating people with a microwave kills them? NO WAI!
              haha...I thought that the microwave was the safest thing to beat people with!

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              • 1991 318is
                Mod Crazy
                • Dec 2005
                • 786

                #8
                Don't you hate it when that happens?

                It was an accident! I just meant to beat her until she started acting like she loved me again.

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                • Mastrcruse
                  R3V Elite
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 5340

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 1991 318is
                  It was an accident! I just meant to beat her until she started acting like she loved me again.
                  lmao haha!

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                  • Ryan Stewart
                    I Love Miatas
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 8978

                    #10
                    I can see heeter doing this in 10 years when he finally finds a woman with low enough self-esteem to marry him.

                    I vote he beats her with a toaster cord, though.
                    Im now E30less.
                    sigpic

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                    • grapedrink
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1514

                      #11
                      haha oh geez

                      Originally posted by DaveCN
                      Welcome.

                      Your car is a piece of shit.

                      Most of them here are, too.

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                      • boom-monkey
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 1104

                        #12
                        What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

                        Nothin', you already done told 'er twice.

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                        • Matt86es
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 616

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ///M Powered
                          At least he has his priorites straight.
                          Drinking a beer before calling anyone. That's the best part of the story. I bet it was something good and rednecky like Busch or some Ice beer.

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                          • DEV0 E30
                            R3V OG
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 8817

                            #14
                            Originally posted by boom-monkey
                            What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

                            Nothin', you already done told 'er twice.
                            Priceless.
                            Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                            • Digitalwave
                              is a poseur
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 6281

                              #15

                              RISING EDGE

                              Let's drive fast and have fun.

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