It will always be Soccer to Aussies. Football out here is one of 3 sports:
- Rugby Union (the game they play in heaven... besides put the cock in... errr... on the Alba)
- Rugby League (for people too stupid to be building labourers or janitors)
- AFL (aero ping pong. Skinny white guys jumping and kicking)
None of these games require body armour and there is no "defence" or "offense" teams. Just a bunch of meatheads running, throwing, tackling and punching the living shit out of each other.
Utter brilliance.
- Rugby Union (the game they play in heaven... besides put the cock in... errr... on the Alba)
- Rugby League (for people too stupid to be building labourers or janitors)
- AFL (aero ping pong. Skinny white guys jumping and kicking)
None of these games require body armour and there is no "defence" or "offense" teams. Just a bunch of meatheads running, throwing, tackling and punching the living shit out of each other.
Utter brilliance.
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