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    #16
    Originally posted by ST1G View Post
    He isn't trying to score a gay hooker.
    He's also not trying to come across as an asshole. Not suggesting he blow the guy.

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      #17
      how to ask someone not to use so much cologne?

      Originally posted by ParsedOut View Post
      Not suggesting he blow the guy.

      I suggested that. That was me.
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        #18
        Originally posted by dannyyisntt View Post
        I suggested that. That was me.
        I would assume that this works equally well when attempting to score a gay hooker, but it sounds like St1ggles has first hand experience. ;D

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          #19
          Originally posted by dannyyisntt View Post
          Suck his dick. That'll show him
          Exactly.

          "Hey man, you don't need to wear Axe to get me to suck your dick."

          After he climaxes in your mouth, you can kiss and bro hug him like ParsedOut suggested.
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            #20
            Constantly make underhanded comments concerning those things which offend the nostrils... buy the guy a bar of soap and let him get to the source of the issue... be a straight up dick and say your choice of odor cover up is worse than the odor to be covered.. like taking a dump and spraying some rose petal bath and body stuff over it...

            or best to tell your gf to tell his gf, cuz she is probably thinking the same thing.
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              #21
              That's the most passive aggressive, beta thing I have heard all day.
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                #22
                Originally posted by dannyyisntt View Post
                Suck his dick. That'll show him


                lmao

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                  #23
                  Just be straight up. You can be a little dick ish about it if you follow up the rant with BRO.
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                    #24
                    bang his wife

                    edit: am I the only one who pictured a hairy dude with a gold chain and an unbuttoned shirt when he described the guy?
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                      #25
                      Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                      bang his wife

                      edit: am I the only one who pictured a hairy dude with a gold chain and an unbuttoned shirt when he described the guy?
                      um, no....i actually thought this too. a short italian guy with a big nose, bad breath, and tons of metrosexual hair product. maybe his nickname is cheeseball?

                      is he wearing sex panther? why not just tell him he smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!!
                      Last edited by flyboyx; 08-18-2014, 07:10 PM.
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                        #26
                        Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                        um, no....i actually thought this too. a short italian guy with a big nose, bad breath, and tons of metrosexual hair product. maybe his nickname is cheeseball?

                        is he wearing sex panther? why not just tell him he smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!!


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                          #27
                          Buy the stankiest cologne you can find, and use extremely liberally. Out stink him.

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                            #28
                            Noticed who OP is. OP seems kind of irritable, no fap life must be taking effect.

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                              #29
                              yea
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