how to ask someone not to use so much cologne?

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  • ParsedOut
    E30 Fanatic
    • Sep 2005
    • 1437
    #16
    Originally posted by ST1G
    He isn't trying to score a gay hooker.
    He's also not trying to come across as an asshole. Not suggesting he blow the guy.

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      • dannyyisntt
        No R3VLimiter
        • Sep 2008
        • 3141
        #17
        how to ask someone not to use so much cologne?

        Originally posted by ParsedOut
        Not suggesting he blow the guy.

        I suggested that. That was me.
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          • ParsedOut
            E30 Fanatic
            • Sep 2005
            • 1437
            #18
            Originally posted by dannyyisntt
            I suggested that. That was me.
            I would assume that this works equally well when attempting to score a gay hooker, but it sounds like St1ggles has first hand experience. ;D

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              • Optimator
                E30 Fanatic
                • Aug 2008
                • 1396
                #19
                Originally posted by dannyyisntt
                Suck his dick. That'll show him
                Exactly.

                "Hey man, you don't need to wear Axe to get me to suck your dick."

                After he climaxes in your mouth, you can kiss and bro hug him like ParsedOut suggested.
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                  • TimeMachinE30
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 3749
                    #20
                    Constantly make underhanded comments concerning those things which offend the nostrils... buy the guy a bar of soap and let him get to the source of the issue... be a straight up dick and say your choice of odor cover up is worse than the odor to be covered.. like taking a dump and spraying some rose petal bath and body stuff over it...

                    or best to tell your gf to tell his gf, cuz she is probably thinking the same thing.
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                      • Roysneon
                        R3V Elite
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4505
                        #21
                        That's the most passive aggressive, beta thing I have heard all day.
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                          • Kevs87-325is
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Jul 2014
                            • 335
                            #22
                            Originally posted by dannyyisntt
                            Suck his dick. That'll show him


                            lmao

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                              • kid325e
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 6421
                                #23
                                Just be straight up. You can be a little dick ish about it if you follow up the rant with BRO.
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                                  • 2mAn
                                    Señior Mod
                                    • Aug 2010
                                    • 20119
                                    #24
                                    bang his wife

                                    edit: am I the only one who pictured a hairy dude with a gold chain and an unbuttoned shirt when he described the guy?
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                                      • flyboyx
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 8371
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by 2mAn
                                        bang his wife

                                        edit: am I the only one who pictured a hairy dude with a gold chain and an unbuttoned shirt when he described the guy?
                                        um, no....i actually thought this too. a short italian guy with a big nose, bad breath, and tons of metrosexual hair product. maybe his nickname is cheeseball?

                                        is he wearing sex panther? why not just tell him he smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!!
                                        Last edited by flyboyx; 08-18-2014, 06:10 PM.
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                                          • E30_Pare
                                            R3V OG
                                            • Oct 2008
                                            • 7801
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                                            um, no....i actually thought this too. a short italian guy with a big nose, bad breath, and tons of metrosexual hair product. maybe his nickname is cheeseball?

                                            is he wearing sex panther? why not just tell him he smells like bigfoot's dick!!!!!


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                                              • Hooffenstein HD
                                                Banned
                                                • Nov 2012
                                                • 1388
                                                #27
                                                Buy the stankiest cologne you can find, and use extremely liberally. Out stink him.

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                                                  • Hooffenstein HD
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Nov 2012
                                                    • 1388
                                                    #28
                                                    Noticed who OP is. OP seems kind of irritable, no fap life must be taking effect.

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                                                      • BLACKCHARM88
                                                        E30 Addict
                                                        • Jun 2014
                                                        • 563
                                                        #29
                                                        yea
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