we need alternative fuel sources...

[trashcop 80s 80s]

So gas prices are rising everyday, and the human population increases by over 200,000 each day. Does anyone else see the connection? We need to use people as fuel for our F350s. Which type should we use?

[Ray Smoodiver]

Um, a blend of all the above?

[BimmerToad]

I think hippies, with their laid back attitudes would be less likely to cause pre-detonation, but are not a truly reliable or large energy source, due to the fact that they're lazy.

[Digitalwave]

I'd vote to consume all the members of E30Tech, then move on to hippies.

[BimmerToad]

I'd vote to consume all the member of E30Tech, then move on to hippies.

I think you'd have to go turbo then...

[SchnellerVert]

Guess that means your right in the mix huh

http://www.e30tech.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21647&highlight=

Such an offbeat thread.

[eco325iX]

At lease the illegal immigrants work! FUCK WELFARE!

[trashcop 80s 80s]

what type of power and mileage could we get out of emo people?

[Ryan Stewart]

Hasn't it already been proven that the chosen people burn rather efficiently?

[AdironRider]

I say we take out the lazy bastards on welfare that drain my tax dollars on a free ride. Then we can move onto the hippies, at least some of them work for a living.

[benDASHDASH]

this thread made me giggle

[arsevader]

I think we could get better power out of junkies as they are pretty high strung as is. Probably equivelant octane to jet fuel.

[Il Duce]

what type of power and mileage could we get out of emo people?

teh emos are too skinny and too depressed to be worth anything. its not worth your time.

[trashcop 80s 80s]

I think we could get better power out of junkies as they are pretty high strung as is. Probably equivelant octane to jet fuel.

Thats fuh raze only, not DOT street legal.

[arsevader]

Thats fuh raze only, not DOT street legal.

Yeah but they're so well aquainted with 'injectors' that your engine would run soo silky smooth and would be fuh raze as well because they loves them their 'tracks'.

In a pinch I'd possibly go with Goth people but they are becoming in short supply as they biodegrade into emo fuckers.