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  • ST1G
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2012
    • 6689

    #1

    Leroy's homeowrk

    Saw this on another site and couldn't handle it.

    Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework
    assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

    1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

    2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my b*tch rectum both.

    3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

    4. Disappointment - My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment
    they gonna send me back to the joint.

    5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
    penis.

    6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake. "He
    say, "Bullsh*t, that watch Israel".

    7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at dat fight the other night. Man,
    somebody get that catacomb.

    8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
    undermine.

    9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
    me to the poolhall.

    10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
    break.

    11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her, "Do you plan
    on stain for dinner?"

    12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.

    13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor
    first?

    14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

    15. Odyssey - I told my brother, "You odyssey the t*ts on that ho!"

    16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some
    questions.

    17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
    "fortify."

    18. Income - I just got in bed with dat ho and income my wife
  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #2
    LOOOL

    Emailed to my boss.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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    • ST1G
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2012
      • 6689

      #3
      Originally posted by slammin.e28
      LOOOL

      Emailed to my boss.
      My boss asked me why I was laughing so hard, so I got to read them twice.

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      • slammin.e28
        שמע ישראל
        • May 2010
        • 12054

        #4
        Originally posted by ST1G
        My boss asked me why I was laughing so hard, so I got to read them twice.
        Mine's sitting next to me. Emailed it anyways, lol.
        1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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        • e30vert
          E30 Mastermind
          • Jan 2005
          • 1789

          #5
          Way to clever for a 20 year old fifth grader. Funny nevertheless.

          It also strains credulity to imagine that there are any 20 year old fifth graders in this world of "No child Left Behind" Bullshit. They just push the kids forward like puppies in a mill.

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          • ST1G
            R3V OG
            • Oct 2012
            • 6689

            #6
            fixed.

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            • ParsedOut
              E30 Fanatic
              • Sep 2005
              • 1437

              #7
              Welcome to 1995. Is that flannel you're wearing?

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502

                #8
                Dat's Wasis.

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