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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's Ebonics homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my b*tch rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake. "He
say, "Bullsh*t, that watch Israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at dat fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor
first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
15. Odyssey - I told my brother, "You odyssey the t*ts on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some
questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed with dat ho and income my wife
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
1. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
2. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my b*tch rectum both.
3. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.
4. Disappointment - My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
penis.
6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake. "He
say, "Bullsh*t, that watch Israel".
7. Catacomb - I saw Don King at dat fight the other night. Man,
somebody get that catacomb.
8. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
9. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the poolhall.
10. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.
11. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I asked her, "Do you plan
on stain for dinner?"
12. Seldom - My cousin gave me tickets to the Knicks game, so I seldom.
13. Honor - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, "Who was honor
first?
14. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
15. Odyssey - I told my brother, "You odyssey the t*ts on that ho!"
16. Axe - After school today, the police want to axe me some
questions.
17. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
18. Income - I just got in bed with dat ho and income my wife
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