vintage vans - good idea?

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  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13014

    #1

    vintage vans - good idea?

    I'm looking for a van for hauling band crap, motors, parts of other cars, doing Lemons support, maybe towing lightweight single-car trailers, and ideally fitting into my tiny-ass garage so that it doesn't get broken into by homeless people.

    Is something like this a good idea? It is a pre-smog first gen econoline.


    In before discussion of nailing bushy MILFs while surrounded by shag carpet, cut-off jean shorts and clouds of pot smoke.
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  • ThatOneEuroE30
    R3V OG
    • Dec 2013
    • 8626

    #2
    yea put a water bed in the back so you can nail bushy milfs and smoke said pot with shag carpet and cut off jeans?


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    • einhander
      R3VLimited
      • Apr 2004
      • 2024

      #3
      Do it. Do it.

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      • Navarone
        Banned
        • Jun 2014
        • 935

        #4
        vintage vans - good idea?

        Originally posted by kronus



        In before discussion of nailing bushy MILFs while surrounded by shag carpet, cut-off jean shorts and clouds of pot smoke.

        My uncle had the same van and told me those same stories. We also owned an 80's econline with a fold out bed and mini fridge. Lots of debauchery going on in that thing. You can't escape it.

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        • E-Thirty
          E30 Fanatic
          • Aug 2006
          • 1331

          #5
          If shag is not your thing, I've seen astroturf being used. In all seriousness, I'm thinking about something similar, like vw van if I can fit a tag kart in there.
          Originally posted by StereoInstaller1
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          • Stanley Rockafella
            R3V Elite
            • Aug 2011
            • 4056

            #6
            here for thread about shoes
            If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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            • kronus
              R3V OG
              • Apr 2008
              • 13014

              #7
              Originally posted by E-Thirty
              If shag is not your thing, I've seen astroturf being used.
              isn't astroturf even worse for rug burn though? on the positive side, you can park on a hill and wash it out with a hose.
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              • 2mAn
                Señior Mod
                • Aug 2010
                • 20185

                #8
                Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
                here for thread about shoes
                x2

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                • BobombETA
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 1575

                  #9
                  What about a truck? Seems like it would do all of things you need a van for.
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                  • freeride53
                    R3V OG
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 11972

                    #10

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                    • willworkfore30s
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 1090

                      #11
                      What about this?

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                      • Dozyproductions
                        R3V Elite
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 4682

                        #12
                        You have to make the distinction between parts haulers and rape vans.

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                        • IronFreak
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Dec 2012
                          • 3702

                          #13
                          Came for



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                          • Navarone
                            Banned
                            • Jun 2014
                            • 935

                            #14
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                            • Farbin Kaiber
                              Lil' Puppet
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 29502

                              #15
                              Nigel from engineeredtoslide bought a nifty one on his US tour, some interesting stories about driving one cross country before boating it to upside-down land.

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