This is why I keep coming back to r3v. I used to be really nice to my girlfriends for like half a day and then just said hey don't I deserve a little head for all that?
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Originally posted by 2mAn View Postfind the verse in the Bible that says she needs to keep her man happy. Im sure its in there somewhere. She can say no to you, but she cant say no to Jesus
Realistically, you're fucked. You need to sit down with your wife and talk about this in an adult manner, and if she doesn't compromise, you'll be needing a divorce. If she's already fighting you about a little mouth action you'll be needing bunk beds or beds in seperate rooms in no time.Originally posted by IRON-EYeah, you're definitely a vw
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Originally posted by funcrew View PostHernia site is a bit pissed off and sore but no structural damage.///Monstrosity. (OO≡≡[][]≡≡OO)
Aside from showing yourself to be offensive, lacking experience and ignorant in the ways of business, you're also illiterate and imprudent. Beyond that, your sense of liability is severely impaired.
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Originally posted by Todd Black 88 View PostWorst case scenario, Blunt is only a short flight away.
I got an RX from a doctor for oral sex once. All I had to do is ask
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Was it a decent beejer at least?
I had a girlfriend once that thought that a blowjob involved gnawing on my dick like like she was teething on an old pig ear. She treated that shit like a dentabone.
This was the same girl that gave these heinous white knuckler hand jobs. Terrible.Originally posted by LJ851I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?
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you and your wife are married to among other things, take care of each other's needs. if you need your dick sucked, it is her job to take care of that just like it is your job to rub her feet after a long day of walking around in heels. if she doesn't understand this, she isn't a very good wife.
by the way....what the fuck does religion have to do with a man and wife having sex? for that matter what does it do with anyone fucking? this point of view blows my mind.(no pun intended -well....actually, it was)
people are supposed to have sex. every animal on the planet has sex. this is what we are made to do. i am pretty sure the entire animal kingdom doesn't send up a prayer first to make sure they have god's permission.
Originally posted by chadthestampede View PostWas it a decent beejer at least?
I had a girlfriend once that thought that a blowjob involved gnawing on my dick like like she was teething on an old pig ear. She treated that shit like a dentabone.
This was the same girl that gave these heinous white knuckler hand jobs. Terrible.Last edited by flyboyx; 11-30-2014, 07:14 AM.sigpic
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We need picture of wife or ban.
Just tell her that the doctor says BJ is the best way to releave the pain.
Seriously, Treat her like your E30.... buy parts, install new part, stand back and admire it and then take it for a ride. In other words.......Pull out credit card and go buy here stuff see really likes or just make it rain on her. Well invested.
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Originally posted by flyboyx View Postyou and your wife are married to among other things, take care of each other's needs. if you need your dick sucked, it is her job to take care of that just like it is your job to rub her feet after a long day of walking around in heels. if she doesn't understand this, she isn't a very good wife.
by the way....what the fuck does religion have to do with a man and wife having sex? for that matter what does it do with anyone fucking? this point of view blows my mind.(no pun intended -well....actually, it was)
people are supposed to have sex. every animal on the planet has sex. this is what we are made to do. i am pretty sure the entire animal kingdom doesn't send up a prayer first to make sure they have god's permission.
you must never have encountered a fundie then or the extended fundie family of a semi normal personOriginally posted by FusionIf a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken
Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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