I finished.

[Avus E30]

does every thread nowadays turn into some bullshit between the OGs and NGs

[Dave]

Go ahead-you can do it.

Something has to take up space between Alabama and Louisiana.

And there has to be a state dead last in education so Kentucky can be proud to be 48th, and Arkansas, 49th.

:p

[KrisHolloway]

Haha. Good one. That was almost funn-e. We are not inbreds. Thats only in Ovett.

[Eric Giles]

Something has to take up space between Alabama and Louisiana.

And there has to be a state dead last in education so Kentucky can be proud to be 48th, and Arkansas, 49th.

:p

:rofl:

[Dave]

You know you are from Mississippi when:

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."

There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin"or off to "Wally World.



If you forget someone's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba" (or "Junior"). You have a 75% chance of being right.

If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for.

If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.

[KrisHolloway]

Soooo, dumb. And actually Dairy Queens are about bankrupt. There is only one around that I know of.

[rwh11385]

This guy must have gone to the Wells School of Hard Knocks.

lolz. just Bcuz them's edumation is only abouts a 7ths grade level don't mean dez bois can't make a ruckus!

[Dave]

Soooo, dumb. And actually Dairy Queens are about bankrupt. There is only one around that I know of.

My bad, they are usually called "Tastee Freez" or something like that.

When your prom queen has more tattoos than teeth, you know you are in Mississippi.

[RCWells]

You know you are from Mississippi when:

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday. TRUE-(except I don't fall into that category)

You know which leaves make good toilet paper. (TRUE-it comes in handy when you're out camping and didn't bring the TP)

You find 90 degrees F "a little warm." (TRUE)

There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more. (USED to be TRUE)

Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin"or off to "Wally World. (TRUE for some, I hate it!)



If you forget someone's name, refer to him (or her) as "Bubba" (or "Junior"). You have a 75% chance of being right. (Some truth there, actually had a buddy in JuCo named "Bubba", he drove a blue Camaro with the old school rake and sawblade "rims" with a tag that read: BIG BUB)

If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. (TRUE - a country boy can survive)

If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating.(not true, at least to my knowledge).

[KrisHolloway]

Ha. Haters. All of yeah. Kool with me.

[Digitalwave]

Ha. Haters. All of yeah. Kool with me.

Dude, shouldn't you be out patrolling the streets with your bat?

[KrisHolloway]

Probly. It would be a better job than our police could do.They just waste gas and give you the evil eye.

[Eric Giles]

Dude, shouldn't you be out patrolling the streets with your bat?

So a guy threatens your sister (or any member of your family) with a gun. What would you do?

[rwh11385]

bring a bat to a gun fight.

[Jand3rson]

bring a bat to a gun fight.

Reminds me of one of my all time favorite movie lines:

"No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead."