Dont let the crazy bitch think you are cheating . . .

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  • Dave
    E30 RAT
    • Nov 2003
    • 11675

    #1

    Dont let the crazy bitch think you are cheating . . .



    OUCH!

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  • Ryan Stewart
    I Love Miatas
    • Oct 2003
    • 8978

    #2
    Dont fuck around with bipolar bitches.
    Im now E30less.
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    • Mastrcruse
      R3V Elite
      • Sep 2005
      • 5340

      #3
      Meet the barrel bitch!

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      • DEV0 E30
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2004
        • 8816

        #4
        Mother of god.
        Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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        • h0lmes

          #5
          I bet shes wicked in the sack

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          • AndrewBird
            The Mad Scientist
            • Oct 2003
            • 11892

            #6
            Originally posted by h0lmes
            I bet shes wicked in the sack
            I was just waiting for someone to say that!

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            • CleanAzzE30z
              R3V OG
              • Jan 2004
              • 11794

              #7
              Originally posted by h0lmes
              I bet shes wicked in the sack
              exactly what I thought. Theres pros and cons to messing with unstable bitches. Youd the the cons would WAY outweigh the pros, but when that nut comes, you dont give a shit. wow. You have me reminiscing on some bitches now.

              Mariano


              2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
              1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
              1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

              -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

              -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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              • Jon325i
                R3V OG
                • Oct 2003
                • 6934

                #8
                She makes Lorena Bobbit look like weak sauce....no scissors necessary.

                Jon
                Rides...
                1991 325i - sold :(
                2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

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                • Jand3rson
                  Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 37587

                  #9
                  I couldn't even read the whole thing.

                  The only image I got in my head was the part at the end of Sin City when Hartigan rips off Junior's new package.

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                  • Avus E30
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 3650

                    #10
                    yeah thats just not right
                    HDE30 <3

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                    • Van Westervelt
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2006
                      • 9365

                      #11
                      Messed up beyond belief. Only thing I can think of that would be worse is if she ate it! Damn!!!
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                      • DEV0 E30
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 8816

                        #12
                        Or threw it out the window of a moving car.
                        Project: Touring | Project: Unknown | Phoenix, Arizona Events Thread

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                        • Jand3rson
                          Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 37587

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                          Or threw it out the window of a moving car.
                          There's always that...

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                          • dude8383
                            Forum Sponsor
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 10387

                            #14
                            i would rip her tits off.
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