I need a PG joke

[arsevader]

Have you guys heard about that new pirate movie that's coming out?

It's rated ARRRRRRH.

Doesn't that one star Peter Saaaaarsssgaaaarrd!!

[Snowmann]

a guy is looking at new motorcycles - hes been looking long and hard, he finnaly decides and picks the one he wants, salesmen is giving him the low down blaa blaa all the paper work etc. his gf calls - 'u gonna come over for dinner tonite - meet the fam all that jazz' sure sure - finishing up with the salesmen - he gives him a jar of vaseline 'rub this on the chrome if its gonna rain, will keep everything from rusting over time' so off the guy goes on his new bike and over to his gf's parents home - during supper the gf leans over and says 'we have a family rule; first one to talk after supper does the dishes' so supper is wrapping up and this dudes thinking 'damn i dont wanna do the dishes so what should i do to get out of this' VIOLA! throws the gf up on the table and starts going at it right there in front of everyone - not a word from anyone!!!! 'dayum he thinks - I KNOW!!! strips the mom and goes to town on her too! still... not a word... god damnit! thinks the man - on to the grandmother - same stuff romping her wild and all that - not a word STILL!!! all of a sudden CRASH BANG BOOM!!!! lighting and thunder outside - 'shit' he thinks to himself - whips out his vaseline... gf's father pipes up GOD DAMNIT ill do the dishes




jesus thats long

[914Driver]

Dad walks up his kid. "Son, remember the story I told you 'bout George Washington, how he never told a lie?"

Yes Pa.

He didn't get punished for cutting down the cherry tree cause he told the truth.

Yes Pa.

Son, I gotta ask, did you push that outhouse off the cliff and into the creek?

Kid shuffles a bit, rubs his toe in the dirt, but admits, "Yes Pa."

The old man starts beating the CRAP outta the kid, "Pa, Pa, remember George Washington didn't get punished 'cause he told the truth?"



"Boy, George Washington's Daddy wasn't sitting in the Goddamn Cherry Tree !!!!"

[914Driver]

There once was a man from Nantucket....

[kylebes1]

his wife cooked dinner in a bucket...

[Diablo]

Have you guys heard about that new pirate movie that's coming out?

It's rated ARRRRRRH.

Here is a buffalo suit, now go stand next to that indian in the bar.

[DarkWing6]

Here is a buffalo suit, now go stand next to that indian in the bar.

Now that's funny.