Got out of a 255$ ticket

[Dozyproductions]

schooled my fag ass.


@e30vert: damn. Was the bro cop cooly storying your citations so you could bro the story out for cool bros to say cool story bro?

[ELVA164]

schooled my fag ass.


@e30vert: damn. Was the bro cop cooly storying your citations so you could bro the story out for cool bros to say cool story bro?

The lulz is strong with this one.

[lambo]

How do people get so many tickets?

[NMusolino]

Only time I've ever had to pull over is when my shift knob fell off...

[kickinindian]

Only time I've ever had to pull over is when my shift knob fell off...

ahh didnt use enough lube eh?;D

[mrcheezle19]

I just tell the cop I'll blow him to get out of a ticket, so much easier than dealing with court.

[e30onBBSs]

Lesson #1....it's $255.....NOT 255$.

I know it's that way but I like it better after then number cuz reading it left to right its 255$ instead of dollar sign 255 know what im sayin

[e30onBBSs]

How do people get so many tickets?

combination of poor decisions and luck on the polices part. I know my town so well driving wise and I can get away with speeding almost always because I'm not dumb and I memorize where they speed trap. So I drive by real slow, like 4 over where there could be a speed trap. The only way I would get caught is if the police was in the other lane, and that's exactly what happened. They have a radar on their dashboard?! and me being stupid gunned it hard in 2nd to see if the plugs really solved the problem and partly just to go fast. Come around the corner going ham, look in the other lane... oooh shiettttt. Flicks his lights on, 3 point turns, bam.

[JasonC]

I know it's that way but I like it better after then number cuz reading it left to right its 255$ instead of dollar sign 255 know what im sayin

My grammar isn't the best, but this made my head hurt

[ThatOneEuroE30]

My grammar isn't the best, but this made my head hurt

Yea I'm just confused right there

[ELVA164]

I know it's that way but I like it better after then number cuz reading it left to right its 255$ instead of dollar sign 255 know what im sayin

I have a teaching degree and this comment makes me very sad. Also, what does your sig even mean?

[e30onBBSs]

hahaha fine for the sake of correct grammar I will never ever put the $ sign after the number

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My sig means it's the first car I've ever owned, and check out this thread for pics of the stick. http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=343696 I'm in High school with 2 jobs but I still don't have too much money compared to someone with a real career, and because of that the work I do on my car may or may not be super super duper ghetto.

[rcsoundn1]

Hacking a car makes it dangerous for us all, if you can't afford to fix a BMW sell it and buy a Toyota so you can afford to fix it right.

[e30onBBSs]

Hacking a car makes it dangerous for us all, if you can't afford to fix a BMW sell it and buy a Toyota so you can afford to fix it right.

I worded my phrase a bit poorly. I see where you are coming from. I should have said "my car is ghetto" relative to many other e30's. If something comes up and I need $500 to repair it, I'm not going to keep driving it or try to cut corners. Idk if you've seen that guys bumper that he wanted to sell for $80 that's some drainage stuff or whatever but it's like that. If my lip breaks off, I would probs do the same thing he did. I don't have money to make my car look as clean as it one day hopefully will be, so for now some stuff is going to be "ghetto"

[e30onBBSs]

I just remembered this woman waiting for her hearing at the courthouse! So I live in this town called sherborn and most people got tickets there. She goes "were you guys all driving BMW's?" all snoody and like "they target me in my bmw" mentality. She was going 47 in a 30 in the one place in my town where people cross the street and where there are shops and stuff so I had a negative bias towards her because the skatepark is right there and I've crossed that street hundreds of times, and it would piss me off if some psycho woman is flooring it about to kill me and my friends. But I was like oh cool BMW's. So I'm like "hey what BMW do you drive?" She turns around, "It's an X3". Not so cool but I tell her I like them anyways, and tell her about mine. "That's cool I have a BMW too it's a 1989 325i, 2 door." She gives me this face like I'm super stupid and goes "Ya, sorry, I don't know what that is". It was weird because most strangers I meet are really awesome to talk to and the way she said her words and looked at me had the vibe of like "I'm way more superior to you because of my ignorance?" It was quite strange. I've never really believed the hype behind drivers being a certain way because of the brand of car they drive but there was a serious correlation there. Okay goodnight