Someone needs to lick a turd....

[LJ851]

A caveat, no fossilized turds. My 9th grade Earth Science teacher licked a piece of prehistoric shit in class for the shock value. The only reason it was gross was because it was handled by half the class before he dragged it across his tongue. At this point it's a rock, so don't try to skate by on technicalities.

Lick on

There probably needs to be a maximum hardness level allowed, pretty sure it would be off the rockwell scale, and maybe durometer as well.

Maybe something like this fruit firmness tester could be used ?

http://www.worldoftest.com/fff.htm

[ThatOneEuroE30]

This thread delivers. Still no poo licking though. Ryan get to it or else face the hammer.

[myinfernalbmw]

There probably needs to be a maximum hardness level allowed, pretty sure it would be off the rockwell scale, and maybe durometer as well.

Maybe something like this fruit firmness tester could be used ?

http://www.worldoftest.com/fff.htm

I didn't start this so I'm not setting any stipulations other than it must be a turd and not a fucking rock. I'll leave the rest for the shit licker and the r3v community to work out.

[Andy Mechnic]

So, who's booking the arena and who is selling tickets to this event?

[Ryann]

I still live at my mom's, and when I wet the bed she cleans my wiener with moist towelettes.

[Ryann]

As previously stated, I will be calling the turd shots bitches.

[F34R]

As previously stated, I am waiting for my Boy Friend to get back in town. I love the taste of his poop-shoot.

[Exodus_2pt0]

[Dirty325ix]

Must have r3v justice:hitler:

someobe better lick the poo

[LJ851]

I still live at my mom's, and when I wet the bed she cleans my wiener with moist towelettes.

Wet naps, Ryann. Wet naps only. Fuck those off-brand wanna-be losers. They will not chafe my dick a second time.

[BillBrasky]

Is it funny that I'm reading this thread while taking a shit...

Not really. It's a statistical fact that 40% of r3v posts are made while pooping, 30% while waiting in line at Chipotle and 10% while doing both.
The remaining 20% of r3v posts come from Idaho.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Not really. It's a statistical fact that 40% of r3v posts are made while pooping, 30% while waiting in line at Chipotle and 10% while doing both.

The remaining 20% of r3v posts come from Idaho.

This is pure gold :rofl:

[kickinindian]

maybe eat it instead? http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/...eat-from-poop/

[Ryann]

Wet naps, Ryann. Wet naps only. Fuck those off-brand wanna-be losers. They will not chafe my dick a second time.

:nice:

[FredK]

The remaining 20% of r3v posts come from Idaho.

Yes, and they too, are usually shit.