Someone needs to lick a turd....

[nando]

R3V moderator steals money from members and doesn't get banned.

R3V site administrator bans member for doing what he wanted to do with his car.


really?

lol. it's more than that dude. you'd have to know our friend 5toes in person to understand.

as far as a certain moderator, well, I don't think that chapter is over yet.

[FredK]

Ryann would likely fall violently ill if he were to really lick a turd.

So we should definitely capture it on video.

[LJ851]

I didn't know Ryann was into that kind of shit. Video for sure.

[Ryann]

Okay you fucks, I'm willing to man up and lick a fucking piece of shit. I'm sure Uncle Keith will be willing to document said licking as to ensure authenticity of the event.

Oh, and I have an upcoming sweaty lube-laden date with F34R's mom, so I'll be sure to lick it just before hand.

[FredK]

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[FredK]

Okay you fucks, I'm willing to man up and lick a fucking piece of shit. I'm sure Uncle Keith will be willing to document said licking as to ensure authenticity of the event.

Oh, and I have an upcoming sweaty lube-laden date with F34R's mom, so I'll be sure to lick it just before hand.

My hope in R3v has been restored.

[FredK]

BTW I'm sure you could sell the full-res clip on ebay.de.

[DatUtahGuy]

5toes got banned? Did he offer capri sun to appease the moderating gods?

[slammin.e28]

Have we determined what/who the turd should come from?

Dog?
Human?
Blunt?
5Toes?
Rob?

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Is it funny that I'm reading this thread while taking a shit...

[ThatOneEuroE30]

We all know who's shit it has to be... Blunts of course

[Keith M]

Looks like I'm getting roped in to help with this. It will either be good or get us both banned.

[2mAn]

Two things.

First, I was the one who was first to bring it up (post #270) so if anyones turd should be licked it should be mine. Also, being a middle eastern with an attachment to spicy food, I definitely think my turd will be of the quality that r3v would demand.

HOWEVER

Second, It was well known that Toes was posting under the alias, "not5toes" almost immediately after "5toes" was banned.

There is a second suspect alias, "Plum13sec", SO someone should fact check when the banning happened and when Plum started posting came and went. If it was less than a month, than this is all for naught, but if it was longer... I will use Blunts genius idea of using a pringle box. Coming from warm SoCal it will have more time to bake on its way up to the PNW.

you're welcome r3v. I love you now and 4eva

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Alright I vote for 2man turd now. Give that turd a southwest kick.

[Ryann]

I hereby temporarily suspend my commitment to lick.