I'm new...

[Iain]

Everyone should go watch some porn that involves midgets wrapped in cling-film, pooing in mouths and internal cumshots.

Oh and crack whores, you can't forget the crack whores.

[Ray Smoodiver]

HIGH FIVE FOR SEX CRIMES!!!! Do you gang-bang?

Yes, I've completed 3somes and 4somes a few times.

I remember at one flatwarming I had a 4some, I came running out excitedly to two other r3v members yelling "I'm going for a 4some!" One r3v member said to me "Ray, I understand, go hard"

[Borat]

I personally have drunk Borat under the table.

bollocks.
seem to remember me being one of the last standing (slight chance i could be wrong). then having to drive the next day to be in welly for lions tour.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Oh please, Ollie, Tane and I were last up, but you're welcome to try again Mike.

[Iain]

I take it you don't know the witty musings of Sascha Baren-Cohen, then.

[Borat]

pretty sure you getting confused with the sat night Ray.
clearly can't be settled here (internet arguing, yeah!)
shame i can't make it in july- would hold you to that. next time

and from the genuis himself:

My sister, she is a prostitute. she is very good...

...i know


Yakshemash! In US of A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father and swap her for 15 gallons of pesticide. Here you have to do something called dating. I find out more.

and they making a Borat movie!
trailer: http://www.worstpreviews.com/media.p...&place=trailer

[Kip]

Do I have any real motivation to try to impress a 19 year old girl that lives in Canada, whom I don't even know what she looks like? I'm 26, married and have a kid, for fuck's sake. The last thing on my mind is trying to score with chicks on the internet that live 900 miles away from me.

Fag...

It's the ONLY thing on my mind!

[Julien]

this thread needs bumpage just to prove how lame we are.

[Digitalwave]

The dog penis thread needs bumpage as well.

[Julien]

The dog penis thread needs bumpage as well.

QFT

[Digitalwave]

I told you bitches this chick wouldn't last.

[Jand3rson]

I told you bitches this chick wouldn't last.

Yup. You did call that one.

[AdironRider]

Its funny how they all say their different.... and we wont get to them. Stupid bitches ... and heeter.