I forgot this gem. It's 9 mins long. Resist the urge to skip through. It's 90's SNL kind of funny.
Girlfriend Cheated on me...
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Go fuck her sister, if not fuck her mom and don't forget to bang her one last time then dump her after you blow in her face.Leave a comment:
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bmwman91's advice is literally the best.
If this relationship meant anything to you, you should be more disgusted and pissed more than anything else.
Cut off all ties including social media, move on, and cut the cancer off - there's no simpler way. As mentioned, you can never trust her again.
Just think about it - this is pretty ultimate. There isn't anything more extreme someone can do than to cheat on you like this. Cut it off completely.Leave a comment:
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have a threesome with her and move on with your life. Don't hate the player, hate the game.Leave a comment:
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Wow. That sucks.
The last 4 posts have saved this thread.
Post up all nudes and contact info. R3V army.Leave a comment:
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Pretend to forgive her, get a blow job, fuck her in the ass then send her packing. Then post the video online.
Done and done.Leave a comment:
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It's not possible to correctly assess the situation without pics.Leave a comment:
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Pics and contact info to said slut.
The nerve of her, we'll teach her to not mess with a r3v member and, not expect anal as payback!Leave a comment:
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Go no contact. As stated be happy you dodged a bullet and didn't find out about this after you married her, or worse, had children with her.
I've been there man, and I went back multiple times before I learned my lesson and dumped her. Cheating is the ultimate form of disrespect, shit sucks, but its all up from here. Hit the gym, hang out with your friends, focus on yourself, do shit you enjoy, and I'll say it again, NO CONTACT. Seriously, ignore ignore ignore, SHE fucked up, not you, and she will do anything in her power to rope you back down to her childish level, don't fall for it.
And get yourself testedLeave a comment:
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Seriously shitty person, consider yourself lucky to be rid of her. No amount of regret on her part or forgiveness on yours will account for the fact that she's just a bad person. Upside is there are people on the opposite end of the spectrum who are good, get out there and find one of those!Leave a comment:
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Ugh. Really sorry to hear this. It's disgusting that someone can be that blatantly cold, disrespectful, and hurtful all at once with (I assume) little to no guilt/shame. My advice would be to cut ties but don't rush into "moving on" with other girls. Give it a little time and focus on yourself. And the E30.Leave a comment:

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