God damn hippies

[equate975]

Tonight we decide to go to the river and have a bon fire. There is a big parking lot we always park in, just across from the mall.

I was driving my mazda because the m3 has a dead fuel pump, the car is all squeaky clean, nothing inside, its ready to be sold.

We have the fire, and I come back up to my car. I get in and the first thing that goes into my head was "wow why the fuck does my car smell like the casino" I look over and the contents of my glove box were all on the floor. I look around a bit more and every compartment has been opened. I see fucking burning cigarettes on the floor reeking the shit out of my cloth interior.

Im so glad I decided not to leave my ipod in my car, I was going to leave it on the arm rest but at the last second I unplug it and pocket it on the way to the bon fire. The only things stolen was a 1/5th full bottle of gatorade and a can of axe body spray.

I bet it was the god damn fucking hippies that live up the river in the pine trees in their fucking tents slamming down the natty ice. Right when I walked up to my car I noticed one biking twords the path to their habitat. Since nothing major was stolen and nothing broken I didnt go crash their tents over.

But I am kinda pissed that my clean car im trying to sell smells like shit now.

[Ryan Stewart]

a. lock your fucking car.

b. I fucked a hot hippie recently.

[f u z z]

a. I like hippies.

96. I like drugs.

[KenC]

hippies don't destroy shit

[equate975]

a. lock your fucking car.

I normally dont, I figure if someone sees something in my car they really want, they are just going to smash the window and grab it (in conditions that I was in now, dark parking lot with no people in the middle of the night) I would much rather have this guy open my car and empty my glovebox and leave then to smash my window then empty it all and leave

[delatlanta1281]

hippies don't destroy shit

You ever been to Athens Ga after leftover salmon or string cheese incident has played.
A. All hippies must burn (literally)
B. Ryan I am going to need proof she was hot in the form of a nude pic.

[KenC]

You ever been to Athens Ga after leftover salmon or string cheese incident has played.
A. All hippies must burn (literally)
B. Ryan I am going to need proof she was hot in the form of a nude pic.

I lived in Eugene, OR for four years. I know what real hippies are. LOL

[thejimlab]

101: hippies are wicked easy to beat up.

[shylo]

my hippie ass bought birks on fri, and my dog ate them sunday. OT.. but i felt i needed to add that.

[Ryan Stewart]

You ever been to Athens Ga after leftover salmon or string cheese incident has played.
A. All hippies must burn (literally)
B. Ryan I am going to need proof she was hot in the form of a nude pic.

The hippy rockfest left town last week so she is probably back in Nebraska.

[delatlanta1281]

I lived in Eugene, OR for four years. I know what real hippies are. LOL

yeah those are the scary ones!

[Kip]

The hippy rockfest left town last week so she is probably back in Nebraska.

I am from Nebraska, what's her skanky hippy name?

Sunshine?
Star?
Flower?

And why do hippie girls have stripper names?

[delatlanta1281]

b/c that is their future career choice after the hippie thing.

[Digitalwave]

Thanks for the laugh. You leave your car unlocked and get pissed when people go through it

[delatlanta1281]

One thing that hasn't changed - you can't say that to "some of your best friends" if you're white.

K, rant.......

There are still hippies man. And yes there are still the trust fund babies (trustafariens). Things have changed (go figure) but there are still people out there who grow their own food, make their own clothes, live a "free" life, listen to jam bands, and smell like pure dirt. Difference, when you call them hippies, they like it.
When you call non hippies hippie, they get pissed. Wonder why? Because calling someone a derogatory term no matter how the "true termed people" use it is crappy.
Oh and the reason you don't see hippies like you used to is because you're in Texas... all the Hippies grew up, made money, and are now republicans. Come to northern Ca.... you won't believe the crusty hippies out here in Davis and Chico, even the pre 21 hippies are freaking crusty.