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  • george graves
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 19986

    #1

    Pre-booty Call Agreement

    PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

    This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2005, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.

    THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
    1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
    2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening
    3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
    4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
    5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
    6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup, " unless you are from
    out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
    9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
    10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
    11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
    12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the
    fuck home.
    13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
    14. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
    15. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's
    girlfriend/boyfriend."
    16. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.
    18. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.
    19. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

    Participating Party
    Signature ___________________
    Date: _______________

    Participating Party
    Signature_____________________
    Date: ________________
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?
  • Jon325i
    R3V OG
    • Oct 2003
    • 6934

    #2
    I keep a stack handy in the glovebox ;-)

    Jon
    Rides...
    1991 325i - sold :(
    2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

    RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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    • Avus E30
      No R3VLimiter
      • Feb 2005
      • 3650

      #3
      hahah
      HDE30 <3

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      • bimmers4life
        E30 Addict
        • Feb 2005
        • 420

        #4
        lol, that pretty good. i should print some up! it would make things a lot easier!!

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        • KangamangusDriver
          E30 Mastermind
          • Aug 2005
          • 1870

          #5
          Thats hilarious!

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          • kansas-ix
            E30 Mastermind
            • Jan 2004
            • 1600

            #6
            If only this would work for my wife
            E30 325ix 62k

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            • Ryan Stewart
              I Love Miatas
              • Oct 2003
              • 8978

              #7
              Originally posted by kansas-ix
              If only this would work for my wife
              You wife is hot, WTF?
              Im now E30less.
              sigpic

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              • Charlie
                kid tested, administrator approved
                • Oct 2003
                • 6686

                #8
                This is why you only hook up with chicks that already have boyfriends, the discrete, NSA stuff is so much easier than dealing with this crap.

                -Charlie
                Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
                '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
                FYYFF

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                • Ryan Stewart
                  I Love Miatas
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 8978

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Charlie
                  This is why you only hook up with chicks that already have boyfriends, the discrete, NSA stuff is so much easier than dealing with this crap.

                  -Charlie
                  I hooked up with a chick that had a husband and it still didnt insulate me from the bullshit.
                  Im now E30less.
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                  • Dave
                    E30 RAT
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 11675

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                    I hooked up with a chick that had a husband and it still didnt insulate me from the bullshit.

                    Ah, you fail to see the difference, young grasshopper.

                    There is a big difference. Why on earth do you think she hooked up with you???
                    Current Cars
                    2014 M235i
                    2009 R56 Cooper S
                    1998 M3
                    1997 M3

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                    • Ryan Stewart
                      I Love Miatas
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 8978

                      #11
                      I was hoping she was looking for some young dick and then move on.

                      Actually, I found out about the husband after the fact.
                      Im now E30less.
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                      • kylebes1
                        R3VLimited
                        • May 2004
                        • 2804

                        #12
                        I wish I had these problems!!!!!

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                        • duuuurtymyk
                          Advanced Member
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 111

                          #13
                          oh shit..i signed one of these before..i thought she was kidding but i guess it was all good..
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ707dGNelg
                          ...and slide, and slide, and slide

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